blackh0legreensun
[brutal sounds of pipe murder]
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blackh0legreensun · 23 minutes ago
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blackh0legreensun · 38 minutes ago
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And this was only beginning...
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blackh0legreensun · 38 minutes ago
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Michael
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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Grade-school kids I work with: Miss Study you are so pretty. I like your hair Miss Study :) Miss Study your outfit is so cool.
My teenage students: Hey Study your outfit is Giving pajamas. Study why are you dressed as a Victorian Child today?
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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Every time fandom turns a beautiful pathetic service top into an aggressive daddy dom type a random person on earth dies
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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In hindsight the way my mother always managed to have the correct tools at hand and somehow use them completely wrong is genuinely funny. Like she was aware that negative self-talk in children is bad, and her solution to this was to simply forbid her kids from voicing any negative thoughts or feelings we were having. Like imagine being eight years old and being like
"I can't get anything right. It's like no matter what I try, everything I do is wrong."
[EXTREMELY LOUD "WRONG ANSWER" BUZZER NOISE]
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people
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blackh0legreensun · 2 hours ago
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Just me?
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blackh0legreensun · 5 hours ago
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Made a little something on slur reclamation.
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blackh0legreensun · 5 hours ago
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michael the distortion i need to kiss you passionately on the mouth
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blackh0legreensun · 5 hours ago
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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
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blackh0legreensun · 5 hours ago
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