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I genuinely believe that if Alicent showed up on Dragonstone with tears building in her big brown doe eyes and told Rhaenyra that the green council was being mean to her that Rhaenyra would immediately forgive her and then give her a seat on the black council just to make her feel better

“But what about—”

You're forgetting some very important details:

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Ah Yes. Me. My wife. And Her 500 foot firebreathing dragon

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So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever

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What books have you done this to?

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first kill is a modern romeo and juliet with lesbian vampires that came out during pride month and if you dont think that’s exactly what william shakespeare would want, you have a vast misunderstanding of that man

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calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

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The immortal baby vampire hiding behind her big bad monster hunter gf 🤣🥺🥰

So love it 🥹👉👈❤️

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who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

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I want routine with you, I want waking up in a morning to the sun shining or the rain pouring with you, I want home with you, I want late night tv and too much to drink with you, I want slow dancing in our living room, in our house, in our home with you. I want you.