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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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he didn't like rock

and i was fucking lobster

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i feel like i'm going insane

WHAT fucking comic is this panel from??? i SWEAR i've read it before but i can't find it

pls help

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guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm

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enough of this argument. everyone involved has been warned and muted for the next hour. i'm going to go fuck my Toyota Supra and when i come back i expect to see respectful behavior in this chat.

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“Heyyy how are you.”

well girlie im not thriving but it’s not like the house is on fire

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Bring Me The Boss Hog

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in light of skype finally shutting down [#estonian loss] dont understand why broader emojis never incorporated the skype emo emoji. it is one of the most crucial emojis in the world and the only way to access it is being shut the fuck down.this world is so cruel to its endangered species.

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imagine the CIA loses funding and your pet liberal stops posting

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I used to pride myself on carrying as few objects as possible on my person (I think this stemmed from a rebellion against my family's tendency to keep buying me purses and cosmetics in a futile hope that it would spark some kind of latent femininity in me). Keys (mandatory), wallet (if leaving the neighborhood), and phone (optional, but hard to part with).

Recently I have been exploring a sort of butch maximalism with my everyday carry and have realized that I have been so, so wrong about this. Carrying a bunch of objects with you rules. You want snacks? I got em. Have a headache? I got your tylenol right here. Need a knife? Who do you think I am. Of course I have a knife. Better living through pockets full of junk.