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KING IMPERIAL CAUGHT CANOODLING

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I no longer associate with him nor educate myself on what the fuck he does.

@truekingimperial can you get these gossiping birds out of my inbox I've had like three anons asking for my think piece about whatever the fuck you do.

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This body is TRASH.

I'm 23 why do I have KNEE PAIN?

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I feel you on that, I had to takeout an air Elemental two months ago and he sent so much wind my way, I slammed my back into a wall at 10 mph and i am still feeling it.

I'm 23 why do I have KNEE PAIN?

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Why do I HAVE hypermobility at 23?!

Can my body please be normal for once?!

I'm 23 why do I have KNEE PAIN?

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I'm 23 why do I have KNEE PAIN?

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Didn't you say that Tank and Sam could easily break you in half? 🤨

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No.

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Has anyone ever told you not to piss off an assassin?

It's been a while since we've talked

Just checking in on you

- @ashertalbot-imperium

hey man

i’m doing alright. i actually got approved for an apartment so i’ve been dealing with that for the past few days.

how have you been, Ash?

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Inaccurate teasing based on nothing.

It's been a while since we've talked

Just checking in on you

- @ashertalbot-imperium

hey man

i’m doing alright. i actually got approved for an apartment so i’ve been dealing with that for the past few days.

how have you been, Ash?

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Allegations will end when you finally bite the bullet and become official

Tank is my friend. They are Sam's friend. Me and Sam love them dearly. Platonically. The polycule isn't REAL!

Free me from the shackles of the allegations!!!!

@imperium-sam @the-other-pack-member

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But you're allowed to make up a polycule that doesn't exist?

It's been a while since we've talked

Just checking in on you

- @ashertalbot-imperium

hey man

i’m doing alright. i actually got approved for an apartment so i’ve been dealing with that for the past few days.

how have you been, Ash?

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WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING TANK- I need to calm down.

It's been a while since we've talked

Just checking in on you

- @ashertalbot-imperium

hey man

i’m doing alright. i actually got approved for an apartment so i’ve been dealing with that for the past few days.

how have you been, Ash?

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For the love of God when will the polycule allegations END???

It's been a while since we've talked

Just checking in on you

- @ashertalbot-imperium

hey man

i’m doing alright. i actually got approved for an apartment so i’ve been dealing with that for the past few days.

how have you been, Ash?

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You'd probably fail with how much you be slipping up 😎

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@hung-up-by-bows well well well

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one day...

I will be alert

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@hung-up-by-bows well well well

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L + Ratio + got caught slipping up + no bitches

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@hung-up-by-bows well well well

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What do you taste like?

Um...

I don't know???

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@hung-up-by-bows well well well