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[black-eyed-bat]

Don’t ‘hrnn’ me. That’s my thing.

And what exactly would you do to stop me if I did? :)

I… unfortunately cannot help. But you could ask Superman? He’s surprisingly a good cook; I can vouch. I trust him more than Wonder Woman in the kitchen, at least.

Bread pudding is quite good in my opinion. You can make it using stale bread and milk/cream. It’s typically sweet as well.

Maybe I should tell Superman to add that to the list of things you can make with the amount of bread you currently have. It’d be good to try new things.

There’s a lot of… bread-related things occurring…

Pfft- I mean, ahem.

Is everything alright?

– @black-eyed-bat

DON'T LAUGH AT ME SUFFERING >:'(

Bread is being thrown at me and you,, you laugh at me,,, But other than that yeah! Everything is okay!! ^^

Just.. bread. Too much bread..

[black-eyed-bat]

Heh.

I’m sorry. I won’t do it again. I will.

That’s good to hear.

Hm… if there is an influx of bread, what if you try and make a meal/dessert out of them?

I’m not sure if you’re allowed in the kitchen (I’m not. Hn.), but if you are, you could make bread pudding. Or french toast.

There’s a lot of… bread-related things occurring…

Pfft- I mean, ahem.

Is everything alright?

– @black-eyed-bat

DON'T LAUGH AT ME SUFFERING >:'(

Bread is being thrown at me and you,, you laugh at me,,, But other than that yeah! Everything is okay!! ^^

Just.. bread. Too much bread..

[black-eyed-bat]

Hmm~ Oh my! Looks like poor little lantern got hurt! With a certain toxin, i would say.. and isn't that sad...?

I am tracking your IP address as I type this. How dare you do such a thing and then proceed taunt it right at my face.

You will never find peace for as long as you live.

@kidlantern… I’m on my way. Please, hang in there.

[black-eyed-bat]

Hn.

I can come over instead by car. You will know when I arrive.

Do not exert yourself whatsoever. I will be there in 5.

Oh boy this mission did NAWT go well, uhh.. I'll be fine! Hopefully... This pain isn't all that bad anyways, it's just- it's just a concussion, yep yep!! Nothing more nothing less...!

It hurts so much. I don't wanna die.. the ring battery is so low i don't wanna die.. i'm too young to die just yet. .

[black-eyed-bat]

Batcave.

Now.

I know you know where it is. Do not try and ignore me on this.

Oh boy this mission did NAWT go well, uhh.. I'll be fine! Hopefully... This pain isn't all that bad anyways, it's just- it's just a concussion, yep yep!! Nothing more nothing less...!

It hurts so much. I don't wanna die.. the ring battery is so low i don't wanna die.. i'm too young to die just yet. .

[black-eyed-bat]

I have no problem with that. Though, do take care when visiting, please… The air at this point is unbreathable to non-Gothamites.

That seems like a good idea. I was thinking I would dress up as one of our teammates. You know, for fun. :>

SPOOKY! SPOOKY!! IT'S NEAR HALLOWEEN, CAN WE GO TRICK OR TREATING ONCE IT'S HALLOWEEN???

Pleaseee??

– @kidlantern

Sure. I don’t see why not. I’ve stocked up on candy already, and my home is on the cusp of being decorated. :)

What are you planning on dressing up as?

[black-eyed-bat]

Hn.

It seems… more glittery than usual. Sparkly. I quite like it.

But I am so, very sure you have nothing to do with it, correct?

Hey thereeee B, my good friend, my besto friendo. How are you? :3

I hope you are well.. :)

– @kidlantern

Hello, G.L; my good friend as well. I’m fine, thanks for asking.

How are you?

[black-eyed-bat]

SPOOKY! SPOOKY!! IT'S NEAR HALLOWEEN, CAN WE GO TRICK OR TREATING ONCE IT'S HALLOWEEN???

Pleaseee??

– @kidlantern

Sure. I don’t see why not. I’ve stocked up on candy already, and my home is on the cusp of being decorated. :)

What are you planning on dressing up as?

[black-eyed-bat]

Hey thereeee B, my good friend, my besto friendo. How are you? :3

I hope you are well.. :)

– @kidlantern

Hello, G.L; my good friend as well. I’m fine, thanks for asking.

How are you?

[black-eyed-bat]

Yeah… no.

That’s not good at all, Mr Wayne.

…I may have to contact your family members.

Hn.

Hello.

– @black-eyed-bat

Hn. Hello.

[black-eyed-bat]

That is… somewhat worrying. I advise you take a break before continuing with… whatever it is you are doing.

Hn.

Hello.

– @black-eyed-bat

Hn. Hello.

[black-eyed-bat]

Hn.

How are you today, Mr Wayne?

Hn.

Hello.

– @black-eyed-bat

Hn. Hello.

[black-eyed-bat]

Poke poke

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a walking corpse or something relating to the undead.

So no need to poke me. I’m alright.

[black-eyed-bat]

⋅˚.⋆ 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎. ☾⁺ ₊ : Batman. (Or Batkid. I don’t mind either.)

⋅˚.⋆ 𝙰𝚐𝚎. ☾⁺₊ : 15 years old. Don’t be weird.

⋅˚.⋆ 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜. ☾⁺₊ : He/Him.

⋅˚.⋆ 𝙱𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢. ☾⁺₊ : February 19th.

⋅˚.⋆ 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚢. ☾⁺₊ : Wouldn’t you like to know?

And despite Superman’s insistence, I am not baby faced underneath the cowl.

𝜗౿ this is an au based off of @ask-thelittleleague! art in pfp and art that will possibly be used as reactions in the future all belongs to them! this acc will also probably include a few of mun’s headcanons, and canon events will change to occur earlier or later due to the heroes being younger. ^_^

𝜗౿ for more info on this au as well, check the acc! in summary though; bruce (somehow) still took dick, jason and tim in. i don’t know their exact ages; but tim’s a lil toddler so…. LMAO… bruce and selina like each other too i’m pretty sure [insert audience ‘aww’ sound effect] !!

𝜗౿ he’s also the shortest of the trinity. 5’3 king!

𝜗౿ other accs in this au: @kidlantern ; @stretchy-plastic-kid :3

(i’ll edit more on later i promise.., homework moment)

[black-eyed-bat]

Boop

Hm.

[black-eyed-bat]

Silly goober

Is this G.L..?

I am silly, thank you for noticing.

[black-eyed-bat]

*virtually stares at you.*

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