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Do you have any recommendations for fics that are really funny?

Thank you for all the work you all put in to this.

You're very welcome! I suggest you browse our Humor tag, and here are a bunch that I really enjoyed. ~Lynne

What Happened in Vegas by Petalene

Kurt’s weekend trip to visit Las Vegas is the perfect chance to have some fun. Sure, he’s there for a work convention, but he’ll have a little time to take in the sights, see a show, and maybe pull a few slot machines. Instead, he crashes a party where he meets Blaine, the man of his dreams. Now everyone thinks the two of them are engaged and should get married right away. But Kurt’s not worried about all the crazy, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Unless, of course, there are pictures

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The Roommate by TheCoolestGirl

When Kurt and Rachel’s landlord raises the rent Rachel takes it upon herself to find them a new roommate. Enter Blaine Anderson; he’s cocky, crude and incredibly hot. Will his new bad boy roommate be Kurt’s worse nightmare or his dream come true?

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The Handcuffing of Kurt Hummel by K8Malloy

A/U. Most of the time, people were charmed by Deputy Sheriff Blaine Anderson, even while receiving a well-deserved traffic ticket. Of course, Kurt Hummel wasn’t ‘most people’. How long will it take before Kurt finds himself in handcuffs - with Deputy Anderson holding the key?

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Opened One Minute Ago by @klaineanummel

The one where Kurt accidentally sends his best friend a dick pic

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excuse you but it’s a fantastic tie by @villiageidiot

Finn wants some beer, Puck wants his effing cookies, Sam likes the Nerf Gun and Blaine’s in love with a bowtie. (Or: A Dirty Santa / White Elephant Christmas party)

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anything about blaine being a bully/badboy but treats kurt differently to everyone else as he has a soft spot for him and has never done anything to him? thank you !!

Definitely this one! Also browse our badboy!Blaine tag. ~Lynne

I’ve Been Looking For You Forever by  Chloe Winchester

Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can’t even see it.

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Klaine Advent 2024 - Chapter 1 - writing_everyday - Glee (TV 2009) [Archive of Our Own]

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Taking the Plunge

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/wZdbkrN by DivineLady91 On their first day in Vail, on the last-minute vacation of a lifetime, Blaine has come up with a surprise for his husband that's equal parts horrifying and confusing. Words: 1459, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Additional Tags: Future Fic, Married Couple, Established Relationship, Husbands, Romance, Fluff, Light Angst, Klaine Advent December Challenge 2024 (Glee), Don't copy to another site

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Mind If I Move In Closer 16/24

My 2024 Klaine Advent fic is set in S4 but Kurt and Blaine are meeting at NYADA as freshman. Because everyone loves a holiday meet cute. Or meet disaster.

Blaine arrives at the diner to find Tina crumpled at the counter. She looks like she melted into the spot.

"T, what happened?" He puts the band aids he was carrying into his pocket and sits down next to her.

"He left. Things were going really well and then his boyfriend came and got him," she says with a pout. "Why are they always gay? Why?"

"They aren't always. Remember that straight guy I had a crush on last summer?" Blaine jokes.

"I just shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. His hair was too picture perfect to be straight." She sits up tall, straightening her spine. "Okay, new resolution. Next year, I am going to be wooed. If you are not pursuing me, then I am not interested."

"They should be so lucky. To be able to woo the one and only Tina Cohen-Chang."

She gives him a soft smile. His reassurances help. She stands up and gathers her stuff.

"Let's go home."

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Hi!! I’m not crazy, I promise, but are there any fics where one of them is a serial killer? Thank youuu

Hi doing this from my phone, so not in usual format! Have a look at this link. ~Jen

Also

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I just finished reading The (Mis) Adventures of Teenage Boys by flyblckbirdfly

Was wondering do you have any more fics from this author. I loved this fic so much.

Yes, there are a good selection of the author's works on Live Journal - here. it's always great to find new fics on the old site. ~Jen

Here's the pdf of this one:

 Precipice by flyblckbirdfly

Blaine is a new student at McKinley. Kurt is the star of the Cheerios. When Kurt is failing AP Chemistry, Coach Sylvester hires Blaine to tutor Kurt in order to ensure that he earns a grade that will allow him to stay on the squad. What will happen when the supposed nerd and the head cheerleader are forced to spend time together?

Note: PDF and EPUB files are available to download here. 

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I wish I knew how (to break the spell)

Advent Calendar Day 10! (prompts by @raven-cincaide-words) Today’s prompts: Christmas Shopping | Oblivious Love | Pining Fandom: Glee - Pairing: Klaine .6k[Ao3]

Kurt had no idea why he was doing this to himself.

Hope was dangerous. Hope had fucked him over way too many times. It was too much to hope that this cute boy who laughed with him and supported him and was actually gay might be into him, but Blaine would smile at him and Kurt was beating hope off himself with a stick.

“Oh, Kurt, what about in here?” Blaine said, bouncing a little from the sudden stop he made in front of the shop.

Kurt blinked, looking up at the sign. “A hardware store?”

“Well, yeah, you said your dad owns a tire shop, right?” Blaine grinned. “Maybe you can find him some accessories.”

Kurt melted a little, helplessly smiling back. He listens to me .

NO FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH EVERY BOY WHO’S NICE TO US .

Kurt shook his head, mentally strangling that dangerous voice of hope. He forced a laugh. “Any tool accessories my dad needs, he gets them for himself. Best I can do is bedazzle his coveralls.”

“And you absolutely should do that,” Blaine laughed. “But let’s go in here anyway. You can help me pick something out for my own dad: you know so much more about this stuff than I do.”

And Blaine wandered into the hardware store, affable and carefree. Kurt took a deep steadying breath and followed him.

Here was the situation: Kurt had transferred to Dalton. Blaine had taken him under his wing, giving him confidence and self-assurance. He and Blaine had so much in common and Kurt finally had someone to talk about gay things with. He and Blaine had so many different interests and Kurt could learn about boy things without fear of resentment or condescension. They sang together. They spent so much time together. Blaine had given him his first ever duet with another boy.

And Blaine did not love him. And that was fine! That was okay! Blaine’s friendship was already more than anything he’d ever had.

But it didn’t stop Kurt’s little stupid gay heart from yearning.

Luckily, Blaine was totally oblivious to this. It made Kurt’s job of secretly pining a lot easier.

Kurt couldn’t find anything in the hardware shop for Blaine to bring home as his dad’s Christmas present but Blaine had a lot of fun asking Kurt questions about all the tools anyway. 

They moved onto a glassblower, then an antiques store, then a book store, then a music shop.

It wasn’t until Blaine brought Kurt into a cute little patisserie (And why could he speak French????) that it even occurred to Kurt that this might not be Christmas shopping.

“How are you going to get a present for you family from here?” Kurt asked, in between bites of a cream puff Blaine made him try. “No way these are gonna last a month.”

“Hmm?” Blaine asked, his eyes coming up from where it looked like he was staring at Kurt’s mouth. Did Kurt have cream on his face? “Oh, no, I didn’t think I’d find anything for anyone in here. I just thought you’d like it.”

Kurt almost choked. “Aren’t we supposed to be Christmas shopping?”

Blaine shrugged, selecting another pastry off the sample tray he’d bought for them. “Eh, I’ve already ordered most of what I’m getting online.”

Kurt blinked. “So then why are we here?”

Blaine looked at Kurt like that was a dumb question. “Because I like shopping with you.”

And Kurt was going to need a great sword to kill the hope that raged in him now.

But he thought, maybe for the first time, that he might not need to kill the hope after all.