bituin-describes

[bituin-describes]

ID: Image uploaded by "Nothing Alool" with colorful fuzzy hats. ED

i feel like people have more access than ever to like. the fact that the rest of the people in the world are in fact real people just like them. like you can go on Google maps and see Tehran and Gaza and you can look at the pharmacies and bakeries and malls and toy stores and hospitals and dentists offices, and the pictures that people who live there post in reviews of these places. and this has amounted to absolutely nothing in terms of people like, i dont know, thinking the rest of the world has real people in it

[bituin-describes]

ID: A food tray on a lacy placemat containing silica gel packets, a circuitboard, an acrylic frog, colorful rocks, and toy clothes. ED

I made a balanced lunch of all the things you guys keep wanting to eat on my blog

[bituin-describes]

ID: Art of an animal playing a grand piano, captioned, "He plays very badly, but it stops him from destroying things." ED

I think about this drawing every single time I'm doing something badly. Whatever I am doing, at least I'm not destroying things.

[bituin-describes]

ID: The grades, B W A A, which together are "bwaa" ED

Lol my grades for last semester are the tumpet

[bituin-describes]

ID: A discussion post on the subreddit for movies by "Fit_Permission8381" titled, "Movies with asparagus?". It reads, "I'm looking for movies with references to and/or scenes with asparagus. I recently discovered the vegetable and have taken a liking to its flavour, so I'd like to see how directors and actors interact with it on-screen. Also, if anyone can point me to specific people in the film industry who share my fondness for the long, green, well-textured and quite delightful little treat, l'd be forever in your debt. Adieu" ED

[bituin-describes]

ID: A small crab taking pinches from a grape that is nearly its size, slowly eating it. ED

[bituin-describes]

ID: A comic of an artist designing a character with small wings. They show it off, explaining "I added wings to my OC," and someone replies, "I wouldn't do that… you don't want it to look 'DeviantArt.' it looked better without wings." The artist redesigns the character, now with even larger and showier wings. ED

[bituin-describes]

ID: A series of photos of animals that are either soaking wet or partially submerged under water. ED

i implore you all to look at the waterlogged project on inaturalist. check this shit out

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

[bituin-describes]

ID: An iNaturalist comment thread.

mtb_david: Can you people be more condescending? sedgequeen: I can try. The idea on iNaturalist is that each photo should b [the rest of the long comment is cut off.] ED

[bituin-describes]

ID: Illustrations of different fish-shaped soy sauce bottles, featuring containers that are pomfet, sockeye salmon, herring, goldfish, and gar-shaped. ED

🐟🐟🐟

[bituin-describes]

Transcript: Red-Tailed Hawks are well known for their tail, which is red. End transcript

[bituin-describes]

Transcript:

KING, In view of your low grade, abnormal personal behavoir I will not dignify your name with either a Mr. or a Reverend or a Dr. And, your last name calls to mind only the type of King such as King Henry VIII and his countless acts of adultery and immoral conduct lower than that of a beast. King, look into your heart. You know you are a complete fraud and a great liability to all of us Negroes. White people in this country have enough frauds of their own but I am sure they don’t have one at this time that is any where near your equal. You are no clergyman and you know it. I repeat you are a colossal fraud and an evil, vicious one at that. You could not believe in God and act as you do. Clearly you don’t believe in any personal moral principles. King, like all frauds your end is approaching. You could have been our greatest leader. You, even at an early age have turned out to be not a leader but a dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile. We will now have to depend on our older leaders like Wilkins a man of character and thank God we have others like him. But you are done. Your “honorary” degrees, your Nobel Prize (what a grim farce) and other awards will not save you. King, I repeat you are done. No person can overcome facts, not even a fraud like yourself. Lend your sexually psychotic ear to the enclosure. You will find yourself and in all your dirt, filth, evil and moronic talk exposed on the record for all time. I repeat — no person can argue successfully against facts. You are finished. You will find on the record for all time your filthy, dirty, evil companions, male and females giving expression with you to your hidious abnormalities. And some of them to pretend to be ministers of the Gospel. Satan could not do more. What incredible evilness. It is all there on the record, your sexual orgies. Listen to yourself you filthy, abnormal animal. You are on the record. You have been on the record — all your adulterous acts, your sexual orgies extending far into the past. This one is but a tiny sample. You will understand this. Yes, from your various evil playmates on the east coast to ⁠[redacted] and others on the west coast and outside the country you are on the record. King you are done. The American public, the church organizations that have been helping — Prostestant, Catholic and Jews will know you for what you are — an evil, abnormal beast. So will others who have backed you. You are done. King, there is only one thing left for you to do. You know what it is. You have just 34 days in which to do (this exact number has been selected for a specific reason, it has definite practical significant. You are done. There is but one way out for you. You better take it before your filthy, abnormal fraudulent self is bared to the nation.

End transcript

[Link to the Article]

something really vile about Bernie Sanders using MLK as an example for how peaceful protests are better than riots as if he wasn't about to join in on more aggressive forms of protesting until they(white folks in power) took him out.

white people love to use king as an example but then forget they were the ones that killed him.

I hate liberals to an unnatural degree

[bituin-describes]

ID: cats crouched in microwaves. ED

The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes

[bituin-describes]

ID: A mug design that looks like repeating blocky and wavy line patterns. When turned to the side, the design is revealed to be the words "Fuck this shit" repeated many times. ED

Several people on Facebook are working out a pattern for this.

[bituin-describes]

ID: a comic of a pikachu and a skitty. The skitty is bowing deeply.

Skitty: I submit to you as an empty vessel. Pikachu: I don't want that. Skitty: No. You must honor my sacrifice by filling the vessel. Let's try again.

The skitty bows again.

Skitty: I submit to you- as an empty vessel. Pikachu: I don't want that. ED

[bituin-describes]

ID: A gif of Doctor Eggman haughtily laughing. ED

you're a stupid fucking baldy lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you scientists. evil geniuses SUCK go suck a dick.

Looks like I triggered another hedgehog. Keep sending these asks. They only fuel my logic!

[bituin-describes]

ID: A "does the dog die"-style interface mock-up. Under coersion is the prompt, "Is a horse led to water?", which has 9 supporters, 51 yes votes, and 1 no vote. A comment, with 6 upvotes, elaborates, "Not only is a horse led to water, it is also made to drink." ED

a watched dog never dies