bitterbunniboi
bitterbunniboi
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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How Vladimir Makarov would react to you getting hurt during a safehouse raid. (Child edition)
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You were Makarov's only child, and the only one who he cared about other than himself. He wasn't the best father by any means, never being around and always being distance with you, rather choosing to show up, buy you something expensive and leave again, but he did his absolute best to make sure you were safe as he knew his reputation made him, and by extension you, a target. You were at one of the safehouses, the Konni soldiers attending to you as usual until you heard gunshots and before you knew it, the Konni soldiers were dead. You were terrified and hid under your bed, trying to hide before eventually being found out. You were dragged from underneath your bed and eventually beaten and left for dead in your own bedroom, the assailant trying to kill you despite you being a child to get back at your father. Although there were thankfully alarms on the safehouse, especially since it was the one you were in and more Konni soldiers quickly arrived and found you. You were immediately treated by a few of the medics that were with the backup soldiers, although thankfully you only suffered severe bruises, cuts and a broken arm. Your father had an alarm where he would be immediately notified if the alarms went on in the safehouse as you were there so he was on edge after getting the notifications, although it quickly turned to fury once his soldiers informed him of what happened to you. You were immediately rushed to the nearest, and private, hospital, being put under a fake name and having one of his soldiers be your so-called Uncle so he could stay with you until Makarov arrived. You had a private room and were immediately given treatment, partly because you were a child, and partly before your father paid extra for extra treatment. You were given the best food the hospital could provide and flavoured medicine so it would taste nice, and you even had a TV and a window view so you could watch your cartoons as well as the falling russian snow. You lied comfortably in your bed, it being a one that would recline of course, snuggling under your extra blankets as your fathers soldier watched over to you before your father arrived, under a fake name too, of course. He paid all of the medical bills without question, although when the doctor gave him the paper that said all of your injuries, he had to control himself not to... Well... 'No russian' the whole hospital and he probably would have if you weren't in said hospital, although he managed to keep his anger under control once he walked into your hospital room. He would now never leave your side, escorting and helping you to the adjacent and private bathroom in the hospital, and if any of his soldiers needed his input, he'd give them it from the hospital before tending back to you. He'd get angry if anything you wanted or needed wasn't given you to immediately, and he wasn't afraid of mouthing off or any of the nurses if they took too long getting another carton of your beloved apple juice. Once you finally were able to be discharged, you were now always with your father, on missions, in the safehouse, you were always with him, but if he couldn't, you'd always be in a safe and reinforced place with cameras and hed always be watching you, and if you were with him, child leash you it was, even when you grew up into a teenager.
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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I love having the power of Character.AI
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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I was playing MW3 for the first time this morning but I was too busy fan Girling and taking screenshots of Makarov to notice he was asking me a question that I could answer with choices so I said nothing and he got mad... TLDR - I ignored a fictional Russian terrorist after he asked me a question so now I need to hire a funeral director.
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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How Leather face would react to you getting injured. (Captive Edition.)
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You had been kidnapped by the Sawyer family a few months prior, although you had no idea how long exactly it was as you had no way to keep track of time, although instead of being prey, you were treated like a pet. You were made to wear a collar made out of cowhide with an attached chain as a leash that Bubba would always have ahold of, and if not, the chain would be locked around something so you couldn't escape. You acted like a lure for the Sawyers as their reputation didn't exactly entice people to come around, even tourists were wary of the house. So you often acted like an injured hitchhiker or someone who has been run over, getting the attention of people driving by who would stop to see if you needed help before the Sawyer's would step in, having hidden somewhere or you having lead the innocent person to the Sawyer home where one of the Sawyer's would promptly 'take care' of the person. You were doing your usual song and dance, acting like an injured hitchhiker as a male trucker pulled up, but he had other intentions than just helping you. You didn't realize these intentions or that the trucker had a pipe wrench on him, trying to knock you out so he could take you for himself, and he managed to hit you over the head before Bubba could get to him where he promptly sawed him in half with his chainsaw before grabbing a hold of you, something he always did to make sure you wouldn't run after you had done your part, although this time it was to look at your now bleeding head as you began to cry. You felt Bubba use his tough and large hands to tilt your head, moving your now bloodied hair out of the way, revealing to him a large gash in your head, although thankfully your skull wasn't fractured. He moved his hand to your back, grabbing you and picking you up by the back of your shirt before pulling you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, his hand keeping you from falling off before he hid the body for his brothers to go and grab later on before grabbing his chainsaw and carrying you back to the Sawyer residence. You continued to cry and sniffle, feeling the cold blood drip and stain your hair as your head throbbed. You were eventually carried inside of the Sawyer home, although you noticed Leather faces pace was a lot quicker than normal as he carried you. You were carried into the kitchen, Bubba placing his chainsaw on the dining table before chaining your collar to one of the table legs, rendering you unable to escape yet again as you were placed down on one of the chairs. You continued to cry in the chair due to the pain, but also because you were scared of upsetting the Sawyers, but to your surprise, Bubba wet a tea towel and placed it gently over the gash as he waited for it to stop bleeding, using his free hand to wipe your tears away with his thumb, slightly smearing blood on you although you could tell he was smiling under his mask, obviously enjoying the way you looked with the blood of the victim on you. Once the bleeding had stopped, he gently washed the dried blood out of your hair and around the gash, surprising you with how such a violent, sadistic, and large man could be so gentle, although it quickly changed when he put a hand on you, keeping you from getting up or moving your head as he took out a needle and thread before beginning to sow the gash up, ignoring your cries and pleas before he bandaged your head up. You said thank you to him, although he only let out a small grunt before going down to the basement of the sawyer home, which worried you, especially when he came back with a knife, although you were pleasantly surprised when instead of harming you with it, he handed it to you, refusing to let you give it back to him which confused you more before realizing he had given it to you as a gift and a way of you defending yourself if you were to be attacked by someone else again because next time you might not be so lucky if Bubba wasn't around.
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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I like to think that one time TF141 searched one of Makarova safe houses, but then when Ghost searched Makarov's bedroom, he went through one of the bedside tables and he got excited cause he thought he found some Intel and called Soap over but it turned out to be something Ghost never wanted to ever see or touch and Soap started to laugh his arse off while Ghost just stood their, looking down at the item in complete horror in disgust and then Ghost later burned the gloves that touched the item when he got back to base.
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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Vladimir Makarov Headcannons (Dad Edition)
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Single dad/Widower
You'd be the only thing he'd care about, other than himself.
Nicknames like 'krolik' (bunny) if you were female, and 'medved' (bear) if you were male.
If you didn't have heterochromia like him, he'd make you wear contacts, even as an infant.
He'd be the type of dad to tell you not to drink but then would give toddler you a shot of straight vodka.
Your first language would be Russian, then English.
He would ask for parenting advice from his men, but then would never take it, insisting he knew better.
Would refuse to let anyone other than himself hold/carry you as an infant, scared that they'll accidentally drop you or you'll be kidnapped.
If someone were to accidently drop you or hurt you in anyway, even if their his most trustworthy ally, they'd never be seen again, or alive atleast.
He'd put you on one of those childleashes, even if he was with you in a safe house.
He'd always keep an eye on you, even if he was out terriozing countries, he'd have a camera watching over you.
When your an infant, he'd have multiple baby monitors, watching you and making sure your still breathing, he'd be absolutely terrified of SIDS.
Any room you would be staying in, the door would he bullet and fire proof, with dozens of locks on it.
Wouldn't be very involved because he wouldn't want to get attached, aswell as not being able to due to his terrorism and not wanting to put you at risk when your still an innocent child.
Anything you want, you'd get, like Veruca Salt.
He'd put you into the 'family business' in your late teens, 16-18 years of age.
He'd home school you, teaching you everything he knew, aswell as making you grow up with the same ideologies as him.
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bitterbunniboi · 1 year ago
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Fenrir Greyback Headcannons
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His breath would smell disgusting. It would reek off rotten flesh and meat, to the point where you could quite litterally smell him before you see him, ans then Narcissa would spray muggle air freshener everywhere he's been in Malfoy Manor just because otherwise it would be all over Malfoy Manor.
Went to punch Scabior in the arm jokingly but then accidently punched him to the forest floor and broke his arm.
Has no understanding of personal space and regularly stands extremely close to other death eaters. But then he caught onto it and then realised Lucius and Draco would try to shuffle away from him so then he just got even closer to them to make them uncomfortable.
Hid under Dracos bed once when he was a kid and grabbed his ankle when he sat down on the bed. Draco made it a habit to check under his bed every time he went to sit down on it, even as an adult.
Either a Sadist or Masochist, probably both... probably...
Considers 'Sneaking up on and scaring muggles who are camping in forests before chasing after them and killing/eating them.' a hobby.
Sneaks into Bellatrixs room just to hide her things just to annoy her.
Told Lucius how delicious Draco was, Draco was no longer allowed to be alone in Malfoy Manor after that.
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