bitterbeetle

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

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“You wanna try that again?”

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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i just learned that a bunch of insane robber fly enthusiasts went and gave common names over a thousand species of north american robber flies.

some favorites: River Ruffian, Mexican Fancyfoot, Painted Pixie, Pretty Bandit, Metallic Micropanther, Texas Goggle Eye, Hairy Twigsitter, Siberian Sandpirate, Arizona Red Eye, Blackstabber, Dwarf Rusty Robber, Giant Marauder, Northern Tyrant, Little Lion Fly, Boreal Assassin, Texas Micropirate, Fiery Raider, California Rainbow Robber, Hell-hound Sandpirate

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me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

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tips and tricks to become popular:

take interest in the lives of others

be humble and admit when you are wrong

be encouraging in your criticism

secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles

eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest

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Stardoug's Alpine Adventures by bookhouse boy

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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Birds by CoyoteMange

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Why did the narrative just hiss at me

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Sydney Mortimer Laurence (American, 1865–1940)

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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I feel like y’all would find this mildly interesting