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it’s like this 🤝 it is what it is

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interesting developments. the graph suggests that george and yuki could be teammates as early as 2028 if this downward trajectory continues.

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You know if this is Daniel's last race the thing that really gets me is the horseshit management of Red Bull/VCARB

Checo isn't fast enough. You're in danger of losing your constructors. So you decide you're probably going to put Daniel in the Red Bull seat in the summer. You send messages ahead to the next race to tell people not to put up Checo's promotional images.

Not so fast, Checo's sponsors say, so you leave Perez in the seat and give up on the constructors' because it's easier to get money from sponsorship than to cover the constructors'.

You want more points with VCARB, you say. You want more points but you keep effing up both your drivers with strategy and putting upgrades on the car that make them go backwards.

I know what we'll do, you say. We'll leave Daniel out for the wolves in Singapore and tell media that it isn't his last race until oops, it might be. We haven't told him though, so he can't say a proper goodbye if it is. We'll just hand him one last shit strategy and watch as he swallows it and takes fastest lap to help Max's championship. For shits and giggles we'll kill Yuki's strategy too, for fairness.

But if Daniel's gone after Singapore, what will Red Bull/VCARB do?

Let's see here. You have Checo, who went backwards in Singapore and can't help the constructors. You have Yuki, who's fast on track but can't give feedback well and has trouble keeping his emotions down on track. You have Liam, who's all well and deserving of a VCARB seat but won't be ready for Red Bull until a few years later.

You have nobody. You still haven't solved the problem of Max's teammate after six years. You refuse to let go of Checo, who shouldn't have been here after the summer break. You won't ever take the chance and promote Yuki to see if a stint in a senior team will work out for him. You'll have fired your best development and update feedback driver for your secondary team.

Carlos has gone to Williams. George, which Christian mentioned, won't ever leave Mercedes. Oscar and Lando will stay at McLaren. You asked Alex last year, and Alex laughed in your face.

And Max can no longer win the constructors' by himself in the car you give him.

It started in the summer break. Red Bull took a gun and pointed it in their own faces and slowly pulled back the trigger and it was only until now, six races from the end off the season, that we see what the bullet will do.

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f1 as the onion and reductress headlines (3/?)

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love this terrible sport but trying to censor the driver radios is so silly goofy

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I’m pretty sure someone has made this joke already but-

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Im crying this lizard red flagged the session bc it was walking so slowly but the moment it saw the marshals he HIT DA BRICKS 👣‼️

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Can they stop staring at me like that

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franco met his idol, ollie was getting cooked (literally)

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(x)

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Yuki Tsunoda arriving for media day - Baku, September 2024 (📷 Visa Cash App RB)

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🥳🥳🥳🥳

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just say no 🙂‍↔️

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i just,,,, the last verse of je dors sur des roses for a lot of em (woo, elite athletes not getting childhoods) but specifically charles monaco curse

oh it could be good, oh it could be so good

the drums

the lyrics

"Je hais les roses / Autant que mes sanglots / La vie s'impose / Je crois à nouveau / A mes rêves défunts / Je veux enfin / Oser la fièvre / Du parfum / Des roses"

"I hate the roses / as much as my sobs / life imposes itself / I believe anew / in my dead dreams / I want again / to risk the fever / of the scent / of roses"

do you see the vision, do you See

the vision?

has anyone made edits of f1 drivers using mozart l'opera rock songs on tiktok yet or am i just uniquely brainwormed?

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has anyone made edits of f1 drivers using mozart l'opera rock songs on tiktok yet or am i just uniquely brainwormed?

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u ever see pictures of charles leclerc and immediately understand why peasants were flocking to the catholic church despite not being able to read any religious text bc imagery like this fucks so hard

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my favourite genre of post-race Charles Leclerc win is Charles finding Arthur at the barrier, seeing Arthur looking at him with such joy in his eyes and then Charles messing up his hair