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alternate universe where i've forcefemmed Brennan Lee Mulligan

Izzy Roland's beautiful lesbian wife

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please read the description for awesomedice.com’s 1-sided die

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Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

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i need to talk to somebody strange and transgender every day or i get a migraine headache

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So me and some friends decided to take a shitload of Mr. Beast drama thumbnails out of context.

I'm sorry in advance.

At this point we got a little more unhinged.

Then we found a thumbnail that unironically just went "HE'S END" and promptly went wild.

Ok thanks for reading and I'm so, so sorry.

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Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

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we need to criminalize all marriage. get to the fucking control point you're wasting time

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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A woman demonstrating use of a guandao, also formally known as a yanyuedao (偃月刀; reclining moon blade).

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