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ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

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The Boondocks S02E14 "The Hunger Strike"

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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

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FURRY SHOES!?!? (artist moxuan zhang)

If you were a furry which of thies shoes would you wear?

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Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland

Photograph by Christophe Moning

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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HOW DID I FUCK IT UP THIS BAD AND STILL WIN 😭😭😭

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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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a mood i am in. I wish to be both of them at the same time

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In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every womb in Oklahoma. “With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine wall, Oklahoma pushes back against attempts to secularize our wombs,” said Gov. Kevin Stitt, explaining that the law will order healthcare providers to install the clearly visible intrauterine religious doctrine as soon as possible after conception, with both women and their doctors being subject to fines for failure to comply. Full Story

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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my tummy is so soft and squishy and rubbable and I can't believe nobody is taking advantage of it this is an injustice

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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh