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Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass men engaging in actual physical, systematic, structural, emotional, verbal violence against women. Patriarchy is not puberty you grow out of but a backdrop wired into the fabric of our society. 

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why is it a compliment for a straight man to say “it’s a shame you’re a lesbian” to me

But when I say “it’s a shame you’re straight” to a straight girl I’m a creepy predator

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the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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why does my dad have to give me away at my wedding? my dad doesn’t own me. that’s funny because one time when i was 13 my dad wouldn’t take me to get italian ice so i hit him in the back of the head with my flip flop and he took me. so technically, i own my dad and i should give him away at his wedding. 

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daddy issues = not funny

being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny

getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny

living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with no explanation = not funny

literally stop using the phrase daddy issues

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Yes.

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!!

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reminder dont let anyone pronounce your name wrong make them repeat it 10 times if thats how many times it takes for them to pronounce it correctly if they giggle and ask if you have a nickname, repeat your name do not let anyone strip that away from you

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It’s a scientifically proven fact that if you are from the south and u say that u are cold, northerners will come flocking to you from literally every fucking direction screaming shit like “U DONT KNOW COLD!! I AM FROM THE NORTH!!!! I HAD IT WORSE!!!! I LOST SIX TOES TO FROSTBITE AND MY SHOWER FROZE WHILE I WAS STANDING UNDER IT!!!”

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I really!!!! want!!!! queer spaces!!!! that aren’t nightclubs!!!!!!

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I don’t feel disgusting today

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I have to poop

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I HATE HORMONES 

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And I can say that's true. When I took it I threw it back up probably two to an hour later because I had already conceived three days ago and it would not go through. That is why they strongly recommend that you take it ASAP a few hours after intercourse because that's when its most affective. And I would know. Because it wasn't my first time taking the contraceptive it was my second time but I took it three days after sex. So when they say take it right after sex or a few hours after sex, they mean it! Lol but I don't regret my baby boy! Love him to death!

You might have heard that emergency contraception (AKA the morning-after pill) causes an abortion. But that’s just not true. Emergency contraception prevents pregnancy from happening. If you take it and you’re already pregnant, it won’t harm an existing pregnancy. Emergency Contraception = birth control.

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When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.

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