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freaky things should be normalized and normal things should be sexualized and every guy should have a pair of flies and roman roy works with a bunch of guys and bread is cooked with yeast to rise and lullabies to paralyze
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In my perfect world every girl gets her own boy to play with . Like Barbie dolls
you paint a really beautiful world. who wants to be my boy i play with
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prophetic warnings used to actually mean something. what am i supposed to do when my oracle just tells me to stop huffing glue. as if
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If your a plushie just know that I'm gently swaying you side to side and playing with you before holding you close to my chest :] 🩵
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what do people with shaved bushes grab while theyre scrolling
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The wicked wolfman was heard asking for a pastry.
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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
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"what core is this / what aesthetic is this?" = childrens way of saying "what do i search to find more of this?"
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“it is possible to survive this, but not unaltered” is a hard as fuck line, i can’t believe it’s from a industrial warning sign.
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hey puki youre the same age as my brother. you know who else is the same age as my brother? my mothers fiance
Hey champ, do you possibly have something on your mind?
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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs
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THE LIMITED EDITION TRANS PRIDE OLIVE PLUSHIE IS LIVE!
Show off your trans pride with olive's adorable bat form <3
200 need to be sold in order for her to get made and she is only available for 21 days!
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Isn't House problematic??
i live in one so i hope not
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