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Have you seen nilered's video about making coffee from scratch?
It's euhhh..... interesting....
Oh god what did he do now kfjdslkjf
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one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Absolutely love how fun Mary and Beas relationship is in s1. Like Mary is taking jabs at Beatrice every chance she gets
"Looks like the type of place Beatrice parents buy their paintings."
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"Maybe not for you but i joined the church too save my eternal soul-"
"Oh is that the version of the story your telling?
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I would have loved to see those two on screen more. Their friendship is just golden material
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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jimmy carter stayed long enough to vote for who he hoped would be the first Black/South Asian female president and then noped out before he had to live through another presidency of the orange man who somehow beat her
fair enough, man
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GO APOLLO GO
SIC 'EM
EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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Why do they keep accidentally making him look like the coolest person alive don’t they want us to hate him
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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