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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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Did...did they spell "digital" wrong though

ARTICLE 11 AND 13 HAVE BEEN REJECTED

The European Parliament voted against the Copyright Directive in a 318-278 vote. It will be debated in full in September leading to a new proposal. We won this battle, but the war is not over yet. 

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That or Malicious Compliance

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Queer Eye but it’s just a bunch of aces who take you to the library and recommend books

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“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

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scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

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“do u ever zone out but ur aware that you zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

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hello darkness my old friend why are you here it's 4pm

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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the only word I could find in the last batch of letters was "HARD" ffs

the first letter up on the board on Countdown today was D so Rachel Riley said “start the day with D” and I thought to myself suddenly “damn I wish I could”

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the first letter up on the board on Countdown today was D so Rachel Riley said "start the day with D" and I thought to myself suddenly "damn I wish I could"

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Tfw your housemate (who hates borrowing money) complains his dad gave him £30 more than he needed for what is essentially a leisure activity no matter how important it is to him (it sounds cool tbh but end of the day that's what it is) meanwhile you can barely afford to eat and you're keen not to ask your family for money because a) they're poor as fuck and b) you had to borrow over £500 from them less than a year ago in order to actually afford to have a life and not just live by yourself in some hovel and eventually snap and go mad and maybe even do something stupid, and if it hadn't been for that money you probably wouldn't even have met him

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I don't see how it could fit House of the Rising Sun and Amazing Grace. The Greensleeves version is amazing though

So “my name is Cow… i lik the bred” seems to be the Hot New Meme, and I like it. Here’s an odd thing about it, though; a lot of the cutsey animal talk I see on the internet (especially birb-speak) sometimes reminds me of Middle English, but “lik the bred” takes it even further and sounds downright Chaucerian, and it isn’t just the rhyme and cadence. Some of the “lik the bred” pastiches I see around don’t really work because they’re in just plain doggo-fran speak (haven’t decided if Doggo-fran and Birb are the same thing or not), but the ones that really hit all the same notes as the original have something going on with the mangled vowels and spelling that’s not the same as the mangling in Doggo and/or Birb. Maybe some time I’ll gather up some examples and look closely at the vowels and spelling and try and sort out precisely what’s up.

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"that's a suspiciously specific denial lmao" yeah because that's specifically what I worried you'd assume was the case, but yeah thanks for laughing at my pain and giving me extra stuff to overthink, you ignorant ballsack