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bish-ima-clown · 1 month ago
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68 followers strong ✮😎✮
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Why do I have 74 followers even tho I literally just shit load and reblog, ,,, and vent sometimes?
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Also hi
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bish-ima-clown · 2 months ago
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The Cradle of the Sea-Bird (Peter Graham, 1872)
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bish-ima-clown · 3 months ago
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Meow
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bish-ima-clown · 4 months ago
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i need some huge konig comfort because im so upset :(
dude of course! i’m so sorry for getting to this a little late, but i hope you’re feeling better being upset is never fun and how long i took probably didn’t help you :c wishing you the best and lord of love
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König x GN!Reader: Righting Someone’s Wrong
Trigger Warnings: angst with a good ending, hurt/comfort, accidental stalking(?), scars, failed dates, kissing, embracing, anxiety, apologies, threatening language, use of Y/N
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Life has a really shitty way of having to balance things within the universe for everybody in the world. Some people tend to get very lucky while others are given the opposite side of the coin. Day in and day out, every second, imaginary numbers would change sequence to infinite possibilities and change the probability outcome. You were convinced it would just stay that way for you forever; today was a day with some terrible odds. Everything somehow, some way, went completely wrong for you. You had been waiting for a date for a whole hour and a half, and they’d never arrived.
You felt so stupid for waiting there so long just for nothing. It made the man who was patrolling the streets very curious about you, even more so now that he saw your depressed facial expression. The man sucked up any thought that told him to not interfere and at a staggering 6’6”, walked into the café you’d been in. “Hey, do you mind if I join you?” the gentle giant asked. Your head whipped up and you wiped at your eyes with a napkin, “O-Oh…no not at all…” you say. The man nods and takes his seat in front of you, giving you a gentle smile from beneath the mask he wore over his mouth to conceal his identity while on patrol.
“Are you feeling alright? You seem very upset right now…I may be a stranger, but I do wish to allow you to have someone you can trust and talk with,” the man said as he tapped on the table with one finger. You remain silent, trying to recompose yourself for a moment before speaking. “I-I…I’m really not feeling alright…to be honest,” your voice has become a little strained as your throat tightens, “because my date totally bailed. And I feel so stupid.” The stranger looks at you with the most gentle, soft, and sad eyes you’d ever seen as he reaches out for your hand now. “That’s upsetting—I’m so sorry that happened to you…um…” he becomes bashful.
With his other hand, he fidgets with his hood for a moment before recomposing himself, “Would you mind if I was your date?” he asks, squeezing your hand tighter. Visibly flustering, you stare at him with wide eyes, “You want to make this a date? Truly?” The man nods, laughing nervously, “B-But if you don’t it’s okay! I will understand if you just need your time alone.” His voice, while anxious, is still as gentle as you expected it to be. A small laugh escapes your lips when you see how nervous he is, feeling a sense of ease at the sight. “Well, I’m not opposed to the idea,” you say, smiling.
Squeezing his hand, you see the man’s sad eyes twinkle with hope that he can actually make you feel better. He was determined to make you feel better and that’s what cheered you up a bit. “So…give me your name? I can’t just go on a date without knowing what to call you,” you say, teasing him a little bit. “O-Oh! Yes, okay…my name is König. A-And you?” The stranger you may now identify as “König” said, asking you the same thing. “You can call me Y/N…thank you for actually agreeing to be my date today…that’s really sweet of you for a stranger…” you say, complimenting him for being nice enough to be your date.
You could tell he was getting flustered, blushing enough to where his whole face was red. “W-Well, it’s my duty to be there for the people whenever they need me to be and…well, you looked like you needed someone to be there for you.” König says, wanting to make you feel appreciated and cared for. Now it was your turn to get flustered, and since he was able to see your face better, his perceptive sniper’s eye was able to catch the visible scrunch of your face as you pursed your lips for just a moment. “Heh…made you feel all warm, didn’t I?” König asks in a playful manner, tapping on the table again to see if you’ll repeat the rhythm like you had earlier.
Laughing softly, you shake off his flirting a bit and recompose yourself. Tapping against the table once more, the sad look in König’s eyes seems to go away now when he hears it and watches you do it. “Do you normally tap on tables like that?” The question is innocent nature, just wanting to get to know him better. “Ja, sometimes—it’s just a force of habit,” König sighs softly, looking at you with a different gaze now. One more, nervous and gentle at the same time. “Now I will admit…I have been watching you for a good bit…but not in a creepy way, okay?” he confesses, making your eyes widen just a bit.
Not a word comes out from you, and yet you decide to allow him to keep talking. Based on the expression he’s got, he’s desperately having a battle in his mind if he could keep saying what he was trying to tell you. “I was watching your expression change from so excited, to nervous, before becoming depressed once you realized what your date did…” König continues to confess. Hearing he had been watching you for the entire time and now seeing he was doing this to keep you company and make you feel better, all those feelings of dread washed away. This was a man you could feel safe with, despite his sudden appearance.
“I’ll admit, it sounded…pretty creepy, but—!” you begin to speak, stopping once you see König’s sad eyes somehow become sadder, “but, it was because you didn’t finish explaining. Am I allowed to ask what your line of work is?” you then ask, wanting to know more. He then perks up when you ask about him more, “I can’t give all the details, but we can just say I’m a soldier…from Austria. Where? It’s a surprise—well…” he trails off, laughing to himself a little, “more like a secret.” König teases before standing up. You’re a little confused when he does, but when König offers his hand to you, it just makes you smile.
“Come on, let’s change your plans up—last minute style. I know a good spot to enjoy someone’s company. It’s pretty romantic too, but a little far,” König says. Taking the chance with another random stranger today, you go for it by grabbing his hand and standing up. Taking your things with you in your other hand, you step out of the café together and begin to walk down the bustling city streets. You have no idea where König’s leading you, but for some reason, a lot of trust is being put into him right now. This man probably has the capability to fucking kill you considering his imposing stature…and yet he seems a little too nice to do so.
Maybe because you don’t pose a threat at all.
Eventually, König has led you to a nearby park, one you particularly liked due to its proximity to a forest with a trail that branched off into it. “Oooo, getting me to a secluded location, eh? What, gonna kill me?” You tease, making König look at you in disbelief. “What? Why would I do that? You’re too cute and nice to kill—you’re not one of my targets, so I’ll spare your life,” König says. His tone is a little too cheerful when he says this, making you feel a little nervous now. “Nobody should ever get that excited at the thought of telling someone they’re not the target he’s supposed to kill. Wait—he fucking said what?” Instantaneously, your brain speaks to all nerves and cells in your body; fight or flight seems to kick in.
“So your work is dangerous…” you whisper softly to yourself. “Not only that, but it’s a big secret. Be good for me and don’t say a word, okay?” König says, his voice still eerily cheerful. Your stomach drops a bit more once, making you stop dead in your tracks. “Hey, what’s the matter? Did I scare you? I’m sorry—truly I didn’t mean it…” König asks as he stops walking himself. In this moment, you turn yourself away from him to process what was going on. “Y/N…? Please look at me…” he pleads you softly, eyes filled with an apologetic gaze.
You slowly do as you’re told, your eyes meeting König’s. “l won’t bring you harm, okay? I can see you look scared but you’ll need to trust me—I’m a military man,” he speaks to you in a gentle tone, “and that’s all I can give about this. I have values, and don’t believe in the harm of someone who doesn’t deserve it.” König then cautiously reaches out for you, as if reaching for a frightened animal. Not a single muscle moves, keeping you completely frozen in place. Large, gentle hands then hold onto your shoulders in an attempt to let you know he was about to embrace you. He continues to move, pulling you into a hug.
You’d expected König’s body to feel cold and off putting as well as give you more reason to run away right now, but you don’t. He’s extremely warm in the cold autumn air, relaxing you enough to feel safe once again. You would stay this way for a whole minute, as König then tries to comfort you as best as he can to calm you down. “I promise you that I would never want to bring you harm,” he continues speaking, stroking the nape of your neck a little to reassure you. You then feel him take a deep breath before sighing shakily. It’s as if König was preparing to continue fighting for your trust.
“I…I was bullied a lot, as a kid. I can understand that fear of being hurt by people who barely know you…” He says, confessing to you a reason that would at least prove he won’t do anything to hurt you. You look up at König from his chest, and he looks down to meet your eyes. “If anything, I won’t let anybody hurt you. I want to protect you a lot, okay? I will do everything to make sure that nobody hurts you,” he says, voice filled with determination. König’s grip on you becomes tighter and more protective, clearly taking this seriously. Your body seems to heat up a little when he’s practically devoting himself to your safety.
Even if he had scared you, completely by accident, König wanted you to know you’re safe. “Th…thank you…I trust you to keep your word, alright König?” you say softly. König, feeling a little brave to trust you with his identity, then lowers the mask over his mouth so it rests on his chin to seal the deal. He’s got a few scars on his face, with one that lightly passes over his soft, plump lips. One of them appears to have just recently healed, scar protruding and a fleshy pink color. “Has anyone told you how handsome you are?” You suddenly flirt, making König blush a deep red. “N-No…because nobody’s ever really seen my entire face,” König mumbles, leaning down a little so you could get a better look.
His eyes were still soft and sad, giving you a look within what makes him care so much; pure affection. König feels a deep connection to you, and very much wants to keep it. “Meine Liebe…” he whispers in a hushed tone, plump lips slightly quivering from apprehensive breathing, “please let me be the one to care for you. I will comfort you and give you all the love and attention you deserve.” Your eyes stare into König’s deeply due to the proximity, yet only for a moment as they slowly flutter shut once you lean in to kiss him. His own eyes widen, becoming much softer as they fill with a profound sense of comfort for you. The two of you were only strangers, on a new date after your previous one failed, and yet you managed to have a heart to heart.
König’s eyes would flutter shut, breathing becoming slightly heavy as he kisses you back. His hands find their way to your back, pulling you into his body. Your own hands do the same, and the need for oxygen pulls the both of you away gently. Your eyes open simultaneously, and a soft breeze brushes past the surrounding trees. “I’ve never kissed on the first date before…that was sweet,” you whisper softly against König’s lips. He gives a gentle smile, “Good. I’m glad you liked it that much…are you feeling better?” König speaks to you in a delicate manner, concerned for how you’re currently feeling in the moment after what he had said. You smile simply smile and give him another peck on the lips, “Personally?”
“So much better.”
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bish-ima-clown · 4 months ago
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— " Shh.. Kleine .. Du bist sicher ... bei mir 🧸"
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。・'★ - a little P☆V:
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.・🪐 — Translation : bett(bed) ,kleine(baby/little one) , Du bist sicher bei mir(You are safe with me) — 🌤・.
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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Two years ago today, we in the Steven Universe fandom lost a friend. Her name was Olutoba Akomolede, aka @venusshuttrap/@catharticaagh.
We still don't know how she ended up in that river, as there haven't been any updates on the investigation since then (that we know of), but I know for a fact that she didn't jump.
Regardless, her life mattered and she should still be here with us today.
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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black opal,fusion of tigers eye and selenite. tigers eye belongs to @azzles 💖 💖 💖 💖 💖
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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役職 — ˖ 🪷 ᝬ 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐒 | 𝑆𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑘𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑅𝑦𝑜𝑏𝑎ꜝꜞ ˖࣪،̲Ꮺ ! like or reblog¡!
Sometimes, I wonder what a chance encounter between the two in 202x mode would be like. Apocalyptic, maybe 🕳️🚶‍♀️?
akademi new designer by Rommy!
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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as he should.
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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I didn't know anyone else so some are cut out
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LAPIS LAZULI FOR THE WIINNNNN
Problematic Fave Bracket
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All right, here is the bracket for the Problematic Fave Competition (or the Problemacket as I have it saved in my computer lol)! There are 64 characters competing hoping to be picked Most Problematic Fave 2k23! The bracket is incredibly hard to read with so many names on it, so the four rounds are listed beneath the readmore!
Round 1A:
Goro Akechi (Persona 5) vs Eichi Tenshouin (Ensemble Stars)
Bakugou Katsuki (My Hero Academia) vs Lime (Witch's Heart)
Ansui (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Yura Beletsky (Parties are for Losers)
Teruhashi (Saiki K) vs Dabi (My Hero Academia)
Felix Fathom (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)
The Astronaut (Steam Powered Giraffe) vs Aravaros (Dragon Prince)
Knight Commander Meredith (Dragon Age 2) vs Signora (Genshin Impact)
Catra (She-Ra) vs Boscha (Owl House)
Round 1B:
Jasper (Dragon Quest X) vs Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Dr. Carmilla (The Mechanisms) vs Kuvira (Legend of Korra)
William Afton (FNAF) vs Kano (Mortal Combat)
Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia) vs Rio Ranger (Your Turn to Die)
Fenris (Dragon Age 2) vs Berkut (Fire Emblem Echoes)
Kenny (Telltale's The Walking Dead) vs Hanako-kun (Toilet Bound Hanako)
Layla Winton (You, Me, and the Apocalypse) vs Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Patches Ito (Purrfect Apawcalypse) vs Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
Round 1C:
Edelgard (Fire Emblem Three Houses) vs Kylo Ren (Star Wars)
Dottore Genshin Impact) vs Kokichi Ouma (New Danganronpa v3)
Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs Jinx (Arcane)
Shiori Takatsuki (Revolutionary Girl Utena) vs Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Silco (Arcan) vs Light Yagami (Death Note)
Illumi Zoldyke (HunterxHunter) vs Midori (Your Turn to Die)
Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) vs Alphys (Undertale)
Makima (Chainsaw Man) vs Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
Round 1D:
Skeksil the Chamberlain (Dark Crystal Age of Resistance) vs Emperor Belos (Owl House)
Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond (Steven Universe) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb Trilogy)
Anders (Dragon Age 2) vs Jurgen Leitner (The Magnus Archives)
Scaramouchd (Genshin Impact) vs Donatello (TMNT 2012)B
Adam (Sk8 the Infinity) vs Chloe (Fire Emblem Engage)
JD (Heathers) vs Moash (Stormlight Archives)
Vriska (Homestuck) vs Nagito Komaeda (Super Danganronpa 2)
Luther Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) vs Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones)
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bish-ima-clown · 1 year ago
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friendly reminder that…
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when the only poc in a character lineup is an antagonist, that has very racist implications whether they’re intentional or not. while representation matters and is important, it only counts when it’s positive representation. representing a marginalized group of people only through an antagonist, villain, or otherwise unlikeable character is negative representation, and might be harmful to the community you’re representing.
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