bisexualescapism

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Make that urethra clap for me boy

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im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

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commenting hetslop under someones wedding photos

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that one screenshot of anthony bourdain taking valium on a plane and tweeting about applejack being a lesbian belongs in the louvre

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

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eating a green apple in public is much more sophisticated than eating a red one. i just came up with this opinion.

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Every writer is gay

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(influenced by advertising in a way no human has ever been before) in a beautiful sort of way, i see sour cream & onion as my roommates

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The aborted hiring manger would’ve hired me

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stop arching your back boy you’re being dissected

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i was shot in the head for being bicurious

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god comes down to earth in a v-neck and animal print jeans to reveal that the 11th commandment is “everybody just have a good time”

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