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Hello dear!
Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...
Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
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Silly Halloween comic 🎃 (pretend I posted this on time)
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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Picking a jury for this case is going to be damn near impossible. They’re going to have to find New Yorkers that aren’t Italian, women, gay men, dealing with insurance claims/health issues, or spiteful as fuck. Good luck finding New Yorkers that don’t fit into any of those criteria
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I’m trying to do a hyper real edit of the Stayed Gone video. If folks like it, maybe I’ll do the whole thing!
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Eminent Elphaba Thropp and her beloved wife, Lady Glinda Upland.
Often referred as "The mothers", Eminent Thropp and Lady Upland were loved by all the people of Oz due to their firm but benevolent governance that advocated the equal treatment for all the people and Animals.
A portrait to mark their well deserved retirement.
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Jaskier: Awwww Geralt, look, Roach is smiling at you!
Geralt: Horses can't smile, Jaski-
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Roach, smiling cheek to cheek: hE¦|0 f4tHeR
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