bisexual-werewolf

[bisexual-werewolf]

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

[bisexual-werewolf]

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

[bisexual-werewolf]

Mages robes are for amateurs. Everybody knows you can fit more enchantments into your outfit the more pieces of clothing you wear. That’s why I wear those medieval pants that are made out of two separate pieces

[bisexual-werewolf]

spending christmas reading Geoff Ryman's novel Him, which is in some ways very dull but also has me kind of obsessed with Ryman's take on Jesus. he's charismatic he's bitchy he's unsettling he's beloved he's impulsive he is 100% a cult leader and absolutely nobody knows what his goals are. he's even transgender.

[bisexual-werewolf]

guys do not type 32 x 25 into a calculator its so fucking scary

[bisexual-werewolf]

top 10 tumblr mutuals to crave a situationship with

[bisexual-werewolf]

Happy cabinet man gets beaten up day

[bisexual-werewolf]

i love this image so much

[bisexual-werewolf]

[bisexual-werewolf]

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

[bisexual-werewolf]

“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

[bisexual-werewolf]

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

[bisexual-werewolf]

If you don't really care about kids you can get basically infinite deals with witches

[bisexual-werewolf]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[bisexual-werewolf]

[bisexual-werewolf]

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

[bisexual-werewolf]

sorry i hope it is not too shocking and unforgivable that i want him bleeding and dying on it