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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text
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it’s been six years so i’m sure we’ve discussed this without me but the same cold snap that caused the terror to start terroring was also the one that fucked the donner party down in the sierras because 1846 weather simply had that dog in it. crazy
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I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.
for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.
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They should make an actual "banned books" store that only sells classified government documents
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leave your laundry on the floor for them
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how long have you been alive
they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years
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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
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guy who wields a huge scythe so everyone who fights them says "that's such an impractical weapon, if i just get up close you cant do anything with it" but actually theyre a mage and the scythe is their spell focus and all their spells are touch spells so once youre in range youre dead is this anything am i onto anything i just like scythes
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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome
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Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey. Photograph by Daniel Ibanez, 2024
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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
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