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hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

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Pukicho I'd love if you'd interpretively doodle whatever unusually sincere and meaningful emotion is lingering your gut today

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9/11/2017 another hatsune miku binder hit the towers

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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He asked me if there was a dance for HOT TO GO. I’m about to force this man to serve absolute cunt!

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“Yea it was super cool, dude would hit the ball like a mile away, then the other guy would sprint mega fast to catch it”

-my boyfriend telling me why vampire baseball is his favorite scene in twilight

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@richie-cant-reciprocate

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offended a lot of south asians with that "naan bread" my guy

naan = bread naan bread = bread bread smh

Yeah bread! I want two breads, naan bread. I want two of them.

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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oh…. my god…. THEY'RE PLAYING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!

fanart of the (now semi-disbanded) emo coven (@mydarlingathena, @minuseyes, @lifedoesntdiscriminate, also @the-muppet-joker, and a bonus Closet Man)

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I think these people have actually out-crazied me

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In Memoriam of Happier Times.

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Anyone who thinks Vriska ever did anything wrong is not a True Dark Feminist and will taste my blade

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So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

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You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls

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in honor of dashcon's 10 year anniversary i need to remind everyone that the dashcon schedule with panel names and descriptions is still up