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This mangaka speaks to my soul
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Wahhhh I want a puppy or a person I could shrink down into a puppy. Just blitz them with commands and overwhelm their lil heads. Shake. Good puppy. Speak. Such a good girl. Give me left paw. Sooo cleveerrrr. Get the ball. Bring it back. Here. Drop it here. Who's so smart who's so smart. Speak. Shake. Fetch.
Just command after command. Don't let them think for a second. Don't let their mind occupy a single human thought. And when they're all worked up and tightly into their pupspace, you can get out their collar and click it around their neck. The one with the dangling dog tag with their name on it. Telling anyone that looks at the tag who their owner is. Because puppies can't speak people words. They can only bark bark bark and be Oh. So. Cute
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Going from gl manga to gl manhua is giving me whiplash. My manga is 16 chapters of Ayako's Manager telling her "good luck with that manager you like!". Meanwhile my gl manhua is 70 chapters of Ms. Chun's junior telling her "keep your voice down or someone is going to check on us. Oh did that make you excited Ms Chun? You got so tight just now. Are you getting off on the thought if getting caught with your Junior? You forgot to ask permission, Ms Chun. Prepare yourself. You've earned a lecture tonight"
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More doms with gap appeal please and ty. I want those doms that know exactly what implement to use, what phrase to say, to wind the submissive up around her finger. But you put that same woman out in public and she's an absolute girl failure. Burns the cooking. Scrapes the car door against the parking garage wall. Give her directions and she gets to the wrong town 30 minutes early because she wants to make a good impression (she means well). Give me doms that are good at exactly one thing
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God I want to tf my roommate so badly. I've been watching them come home so exhausted the past few months. When they first got here they were so excited and told me about all the things they were going to get up to now that they moved out from their ex's. Lately though all they've been talking about is the overtime they have to put in for a project at work. I've got it figured out though. If I can just transform them into a dog, I could give them a perfect little de-stresser weekend. I've been slowly filling their body up with magic. Ever since I've noticed their exhaustion, I've let the ambient magic in the apartment slowly seep into their body. It's been going on for a couple of months so far, they've got to be completely malleable by now.
I can wait. I think. I can't imagine it'll be long now. One night where they haven't gotten a chance for themselves. One night where I can trick them into laying down on the couch while I get them something. Need a glass of water for a new med you're taking? No problem Hon', lay down here. They wouldn't be able to resist falling asleep during that brief little moment. Poor little roomie. They'd just be too easy to distract and mesmerize while they're like this. Really it's their own fault for getting like this. They'd be too exhausted to focus on anything more then their meds and water.
They wouldn't even notice my hand on their shoulder, kneading their skin and coaxing fur to form up the side of their neck. I'd take the empty glass back and place it down on the table. Between all the charms the couch was enchanted with and the ongoing toll of work, they wouldn't be able to resist laying back down. I'd guide them down and take their hand in mine, massaging at the back of their hand until I feel the soft fuzz of their coat coming in. Move my attention to their fingertips so that I could feel their fingernails thicken and grow into toenails as the skin of their fingers changed their texture towards toepads and fur. Feeling at their palm, massaging it gently into a paw pad as the final step before their entire hand was finished changing into their new paw. From their paw, up their wrist, past the elbow, and up to their chest and around to their shoulder, completing the transformation of a foreleg. My original hand on their neck following the pattern in reverse, transforming the rest of their torso and remaining arm.
Placing my hands on their calves, even their pants wouldn't be able to protect their legs from my ministrations. Their legs would quickly change, shrinking into their new slender form. I'd laugh watching their pantlegs poof out as their coat came in. I wouldn't even need to move my hands for the shift to follow down to their ankles, transforming their feet into hind paws. I'd be practically chasing the transformation up to the hips and stomach. I'm pretty sure all I would need to do is make space for their tail to come in.
Their head though. I'd want to take special care for them once their mind transfers over. I'd gently cup their cheek in my palm, feeling their coat start to form under my hand. Petting them from their head to neck, taking breaks to give attention to their ear. Feeling the cartilage soften while the skin stretches out as their entire ear repositions on their head. Stroking their cheek with my thumb as I reform their jaw into a snout. I'd let go of their head and hug them gently while the spell finishes, waiting for the initial thrash before they pick up my scent. The one-two-three sniff, before a heavy sigh, and then going limp into me. The sign I know I have my dog again. I'd give them a hug before pulling away at any clothes they were still tangled in. As excited as I know they are to see me, I know they're just as tired. We can fall asleep together on the couch; we don't have to go anywhere. And when we're ready, we can go for a walk around the neighborhood. Why not a park, too. We'll have all the time in the world.
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The most romantic thing you can do with someone is learn their attack pattern before you kill them
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 3 months ago
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*passing the edible to my partner*
Time for your Class As, my floret
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 4 months ago
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40 year old woman contemplating life after realizing her 1,000 years old vampire girlfriend that looks like a 20 year old is actually just a 20 year old
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 4 months ago
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I thought I knew my stuff but real himejoshis are wild. "does anyone have anything for abuse or toxic?" 8 series with content tags. "recs for NC or dubious consent?" here's 4 ones shots and my favorite story. "age gap with OL or university" boom, served.
I gotta level up
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 4 months ago
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The worst part about getting away with something is that you can't gloat about getting away with it because it draws attention to the fact you got away with it
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 4 months ago
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reblog to pet prev
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 4 months ago
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Being the dominant in a switchxswitch relationship can be scary because sometimes they'll say just the right thing that gets me flustered and if I don't take back control right then in done for the night
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 5 months ago
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this is yuri
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biscuitcupcakecinnamonroll · 5 months ago
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Purity culture is the reason Americans are not making games like Fear and Hunger.
The Andy and Leyley dev nearly got doxxed over some tame incest themes that are passe in european movies. Developing Fear and Hunger in USA would make the puritan immune system work overtime to eradicate you.
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