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calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”

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I'm hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls

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elf liberalism probably goes insane

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shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

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my cat stopping me from petting her

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Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-

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new DB Cooper theory: he went up

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help me

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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

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wheres seasons greasons

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ALYSSA IS RETIRING RIGHT AFTER THESE GAMES