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Why is Minecraft realms $8 a month I’m going to kill myself with guns and knives do you really think I have the mental capabilities to host a server myself you fucking Mojang Microsoft money hungry idiots I hope you die and go to hell and nothing good ever comes your way. Fuck you microsoft ceo I hope when you come home at night your dogs aren’t excited to see you. $8 my fucking ass

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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Wicked makes me mad why aren’t they kissing why aren’t they fucking I know they want to

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if there was a button that made everyone in the world 1% sillier. how many times would u press it

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Why can’t I take my skull out and examine it like a pumpkin at the grocery store

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Jenny wakeman

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Who put that there!!!!!!

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SOMEBODY KILL ME I JUST MIXED UP 1984 AND 9/11

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Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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It worked he’s in love with me

I have now acquired the wonka poster

I met a boy. He has a wonka poster.

Need I say more