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SOMEBODY KILL ME I JUST MIXED UP 1984 AND 9/11
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Oh, woe is me! To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned! To be naught but a gourd!
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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”
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#elvis presley#ballooney#phineas and ferb#so tired#I though I was seeing this mf#i was very confused#Elvis bowling ball doesn’t make anymore sense tho#tired#have a good day#I hate Elvis#I hope someone kills Elvis#wait#hmmmmm
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Shmergling balls deep in ur mom right now
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It worked he’s in love with me
I have now acquired the wonka poster
I met a boy. He has a wonka poster.
Need I say more
#wonka#wonka 2023#i’m falling in love#I can’t believe my evil plan worked#timothy chalamet#poster time poster time poster time#wonka boy I love you
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FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
FARTING TO THE BEAT!!!
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I met a boy. He has a wonka poster.
Need I say more
#wonka#I’m falling in love#this better not end in heartbreak#anyways I gotta get him to fall in love with me and give me his poster#that’s the plan#wonka 2023#timothy chalamet#this movie altered my chemical makeup
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um what if [sound of car careening off the road] [swearing and screaming] [metal crunching, glass shattering] [panting and crawling] [piano falling] [chainsaw revving] [wet splatter] and we were both butches 😳
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It’s gonna be ok, right??
RIGHT!????
GUYS GUYS??
guys ??
#is it gonna be ok#scared#stupid#text post#yeah it’s gonna be ok don’t worry#I was hanging with a goose earlier I hope he’s doing alright#I wish I was a goose#it’d be easier than being whatever I am#I want someone to kiss me
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Someone dismantled my fucking wizard tower again
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I’ve been injected with scared juice im so scared
#I’m really scared#I feel the scariness in my bloodstream#I hope the like 2 people who see this have a good day
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I need to do a tiny diamond cosplay or I will loose my marbles. Everyone’s marbles for that matter
If I can’t be tiny diamond consider yourself warned
#trolls#trolls 3#brozone#tiny diamond#cosplay#tiny diamond cosplay#I am tiny and I am diamond#tiny diamond is my name came straight from my daddy’s mane#trolls world tour
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comic con in Taiwan
I have no colleagues,so i drew it 🔵🟡 🍫
🍫Willy Wonka /CN:萌起
📸Photo by /鴿子
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