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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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the world is a better place with trans women in it
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Misha will actively go on record saying, “Jensen and I would have fucked nasty in the back of the impala, for the sake of canon Destiel of course, in a heartbeat. But the CW is homophonic :/”
And we just let him keep saying these things with no consequences.
Then Jensen like a week later is like, “No we did fuck nasty in the back of the impala, for the sake of canon Destiel of course, they just cut it :/”
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I LOVE CERAMICS
#I love ceramics so much I took it all throughout high school and it made me so happy and then my idiot dad lost our house and told me to#to pack for the summer and the rest of our belongings would into storage where would would take it out after finding a place to live#we were homeless longer than a summer it went on and on and he knew that and he knew we would never get our things out of storage#and all her had to do was tell me to pack a box with with things I love most and have a friend keep it for me#but oh no pack for the summer he said#pack a fucking duffle bag for the summer#everything I’ve ever owned and loved and had and made is gone it’s all gone#why did I believe him why did I trust him I want my life back#I want my pictures and my art and my scumtplures and my trinkets#and all the stupid sentimental things back please god#I just want my life back it was mine#and now it’s in a landfill god knows where#all of it#all 20 years of my life is gone because my parents are fucking assholes
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Why is Minecraft realms $8 a month I’m going to kill myself with guns and knives do you really think I have the mental capabilities to host a server myself you fucking Mojang Microsoft money hungry idiots I hope you die and go to hell and nothing good ever comes your way. Fuck you microsoft ceo I hope when you come home at night your dogs aren’t excited to see you. $8 my fucking ass
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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Wicked makes me mad why aren’t they kissing why aren’t they fucking I know they want to
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if there was a button that made everyone in the world 1% sillier. how many times would u press it
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Why can’t I take my skull out and examine it like a pumpkin at the grocery store
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SOMEBODY KILL ME I JUST MIXED UP 1984 AND 9/11
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Oh, woe is me! To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned! To be naught but a gourd!
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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”
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