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me: i really need to stop swearing
20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil
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aaAAA SCREAMS THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU
birdiyo’s fantroll Aevian Wright
look at this cutie pie go wow
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what if everything you touched turned into homestuck
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Do you know what I love
When people tell me about how they saw something and they say to me “it reminded me of you”
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Disney needs to pick up whoever this is, pay them a fuck ton of money, and make this a movie.
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JUST AS A HEADS UP
ill be merging my account with my ask one over the course of today, ill be changing my URL to birdiyoo for now but when i have everything set up i wont be using this account anymore
im merging because this one is way too cluttered, im following way too many deactivated accounts, and i too many sideaccounts i dont use as often as i should
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DC: I’m trying to make you notice how much thi$ i$ fucking you over.
DC: And wi2 fuck you over.
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you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
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Plot Twist: Nothing changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
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plot twist: timeline is a strong black woman who dont need no homura and resets itself
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madoka is only 14 and has saved the universe and became god
what have you done with your life
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behind every successful text post is a frustrated blogger pleading for people to stop reblogging it
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