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how are you a grown man and this cute. actually crying and screaming on the floor. 😭😭😭

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She said I am cute, she wanna have sex, damn

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Soap who’s so fucking nasty

Soap who does every single thing that your other boyfriends refused to do.

He kisses you after you suck him off. Eats his own cum out of you. Pins you down to get a taste of you when you’ve just come home after a long day— doesn’t let you shower. Likes you unshaven. Doesn’t want you wearing deodorant or perfume on his birthday.

He likes to fuck you when you’re sick because fevers just make your cunt even hotter than usual. And he’ll still shove his tongue down your throat— he doesn’t give a damn if he gets sick.

When you wake up he’ll start making out with you, smearing his cheek against the drool you left on the pillow.

He tells you he can practically smell your sweet, wet cunt. Then when he gets you undressed, he just buries his head between your legs and breathes deep.

Every time you go hiking he wants a pussyjob from you. He wants to leave a sticky mess for you to feel in your panties on the way back down. The leggings you wear just drive him crazy like that.

He likes for you to get each other off while you’re still clothed and then swap underwear.

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Maybe if a werewolf put his clawed hand on my waist and made me feel small and helpless but also warm and safe I’d calm down

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I do this all the time at work

I’m sorry I’m staring at your bulge so disrespectfully, I kinda want it in my mouth

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Driving Johnny up the wall by participating in no nut november. But this time its not about him cumming, its about him not cumming in you. At first he thought it was fun, he got to cum all over your stomach, ass, tits and you even let him cum on your face.

Fantasies once out of reach were fulfilled.

But now he's begging, "Please Bonnie, please let me cum in you. Please please please," and its like music to your ears. That is until you remember how strong he is and how he could take anything he wants from you and this time he does. Cumming inside your stuffed cunt over and over again, his spend dripping down onto the sheets as he whines through overstimulation.

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Gaz loving hours. The beautiful boy ❤️

A true gentleman. Shows up at 7pm sharp on date night, flowers in hand. Always compliments your outfits, regardless if he's seen it before or not. He just thinks you're so attractive, and he needs to tell you every time he sees you.

There's never a dull moment with Gaz. Whether it's dinner, bowling, karaoke, or even movie night at his place, he's just so charismatic and charming.

Has you as his phone lockscreen, and you have him as yours. You guys have matching profile pictures on social media cause he's cheesy like that.

Absolutely buys you a promise ring after your first year of dating. If you don't want to get married, that's fine, but he still wants to give you something as a sign of commitment.

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bring back dry humping

#iwillnotbesilenced #betterthansex

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i wanna give him the sloppiest head he ever get

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A little bit more non sex god Simon Riley…

Just about everything that could go wrong, goes wrong. Sod’s Law he thinks, rubbing one large hand across his brow, a faint flush curling into his marked cheeks and making the freckles stand out proudly.

First, he accidentally swallowed his sip of water the wrong way, choked and you had to slap him on his broad shoulders while his eyes watered profusely.

Then Simon tripped on his own feet, gazing at you intently while you talked. In doing so he nearly made you stumble. Then he had to rapidly correct himself and grab the collar of your coat to keep you upright. You’d let out a gasp and he’d accidentally torn the seam.

The icing on the proverbial cake had been smacking his head on the big light in your apartment, knocking off the lampshade and shattering the glass everywhere.

“I’ve never seen you so clumsy Riley!” You’d teased, your orbs sparkling with mirth while you both tried to sweep up sharp shards of transparent material.

Simon makes a gruff noise in the back of his throat by way of response. There’s no way he can tell you it’s all down to your presence, because he wants to please, keep whatever fluttering spark there is between you alive.

“Not been on many dates. Dunno what the fuck I’m doing honestly.”

It’s a rare moment of vulnerability, a small insight into a man who’s masked more often than not, and in more ways than just the fabric on his face. But maybe if he’s upfront about the amount of pressure he’s applying to the first romantic relationship he’s had in years, it will ease because he won’t be alone in sharing the burden.

“Sorry about the lamp and the coat. I’ll buy ya new ones.”

“It’s not a problem Simon.” You smile, leaning back on your heels and making his breath catch in his throat with that casual grin. “Mind if I don’t give you a cuppa in my favourite mug though?!”

Si snorts loudly and involuntarily, then you giggle too. Idiots on your hands and knees but utterly starstruck all the same. Heavenly, Simon thinks, to have another person to ugly laugh around. To have someone that doesn’t expect the cool and calculated Ghost.

A person that likes him for him. Embarrassing fuck ups and all. He has to bite back a groan from low in his chest when you tell him he looks handsome when he laughs, and that you like his freckles.

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Oh yes and while I’m on the subject.

König long form fic called FaceTime where you slowly fall in love with him over the internet and then he vanishes into thin air.

Years pass and you assume he got bored / married or died. You move on with your life or you try to.

Then one day you start a new job and the giant moping around base with downturned azure coloured eyes seems very familiar…

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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I just wanna have sex like this, it's not much

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I’m not the only one who sees it right?

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Videos of us fucking >>> pornhub

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