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HEY, UH, COULD YOU WALK OVER IN THIS DIRECTION, AND STAND ON THE BIG RED X ON THE GROUND? IT'S FOR SCIENCE. -incorrigiblebeast

Right..there’s no way I’m touching that

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Awe,why thank you. You’re my favorite Bee in the multiverse

@autobot-commander-bee how about this?

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Well, I’m talking to you. Surely that counts to something

@starscreamscreams @inkedstar talking to ourselves now are we? And I thought Bumblebee was bad…. Listen, ruler me, you keep the compassion thing going, and ill get some high grade and lets cheer snack food me up.

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What the slag?! How come I wasn’t on the list?

@starscreamscreams @inkedstar talking to ourselves now are we? And I thought Bumblebee was bad…. Listen, ruler me, you keep the compassion thing going, and ill get some high grade and lets cheer snack food me up.

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*Starscream does a barrel roll so not to get hit by the fireball as he flies off far quicker than the robo-dragon*

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!

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*he screams and manages to throw the beast off of him before transforming and jetting away* I’m not going to be your meal! eat soundwave instead! 

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!

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g-get off me!..w-what do you want?!

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!

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I’ll call Shockwave if you leave me alone..don’t think I won’t! >~<

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!

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Because, us ‘Screamers have a dream of leading the Decepticons, and that dream is what keeps us going. Through the pain of Megatron, we keep on going, so that we eventually lead

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

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*dashes away* noooope!

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!

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*he sighs heavily*

because, whether I like it or not, you’re a Starscream and I can’t have one of us having 0 backbone for themselves

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

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Oh dear Primus you are

*quickly nopes on out* stay away from me you incorrigible beast!

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!

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Wait..did you just, insult yourself??

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

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I am, I was merely pulling off a joke

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

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*pulls out a controller* why thank you

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

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Yes it has, dorito bod

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

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GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

Hissss -incorrigiblebeast

Oh..it’s you. Come to end my worthless life? Welp *opens Predaking’s jaw and sticks his head in* go on, get over with! I can barely stand to live this petulant existence any longer!