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Me: hey can I buy you a drink?
Them: I have a boyfriend.
Me in my head: holy shit we’re already dating
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Triple Dip AU Full Timeline
this ask motivated me to finally show yall the COMPLETED TRIPLE DIP AU TIMELINE + OLD ARTWORK THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT
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Triple Dip AU Full Timeline
this ask motivated me to finally show yall the COMPLETED TRIPLE DIP AU TIMELINE + OLD ARTWORK THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT
ENJOY.
Keep reading
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a snarky bip to celebrate a small goal i reached!!
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Some blockbuster stuff I won on ebay…What am I gonna do with 30 blockbuster membership cards..
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BIPPER YOU JACKASS
•at Passover, a piece of matzoh bread (called the afikomen) is wrapped in cloth and hidden for kids to find after dinner! some parties have a rule that you can’t leave the table until it’s found and eaten!!•
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I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”
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my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.
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