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justice for weird girls everywhere who are now strange boys but still weird girls at heart
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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex
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“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?
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little ceasers deep dick pizza
that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.
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loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”
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whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute
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i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire
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who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.
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what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr
no one should be on tumblr
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