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I'm back and more anonymous than ever!

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The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up Poor

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The Nightly Show, August 3, 2015

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As of 7/22/15, these dogs are safe in foster care, but have not yet been adopted. Since I usually get messages about how to help and/or donate in these situations, you can find that information here.

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My memory is shit and so are my lying capabilities!

Kids who are really good liars have better working memories than those that have trouble telling a convincing lie. Source

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Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was “public domain” to which I respond, “I am not public domain.” He continued on to dig in his wallet while I took pictures of his license plate and tried to lure me closer to his car with a little card he said was his business card but the text was handwritten (like seriously? Come on). I started screaming for him to delete every picture so everyone in the neighborhood and probably the next galaxy could hear and after much heated arguing he finally deleted them. As I’m running away he screamed “you got a nice set of tits and pussy,” (again, seriously?) at me all the way down the street. So I get home and call the police because I’m an idiot and was hoping maybe someone could help keep this creep off the streets (batman and I aren’t talking anymore). The operator briskly and coldly let me know that he was completely in the right and that regardless of consent, if you’re on public property, people can take pictures of you. She also informed me that his comments were also fine because its free expression. So since the police have refused to take action, I’m posting this here and on Facebook so people know there’s some Wilford Brimley looking motherfucker roaming Grand Rapids taking pictures of girls on the streets.

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Designated drivers became popular in the US because of a Harvard University social experiment that showed how mass media can influence society. In 1988, they partnered with Hollywood studios and television networks to distribute the D.D. concept. It quickly became a household phrase, and the number of alcohol fatalities decreased by 30% in 6 years.

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These were front and center at a bookstore I visited today

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That horrible moment when

you find out your best friend doesn’t even think you’re in the top 2...

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Senator Bernie Sanders is running for President on a very simple message: enough is enough. Find out more about his stance on the issues here, donate to his campaign here, and look for him in the six recently-announced Democratic primary debates this fall.

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when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

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doin a group project like

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(photo vis baughmeg)

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Hannah Hart speaks to my soul [x]

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Dad buys a Thanksgiving turkey, but what he doesn’t know is that the turkey he picked out was stuffed with 5 pounds of cocaine.  So mom goes to stuff the turkey and realizes there’s something in it, she figures it’s a seasoning packet and makes it with the cocaine. As it cooks, all three children like the smell and they sit in the kitchen getting high, son has fallen in love with beyonce (aka his father), younger daughter  thinks that she’s on american idol and the only way to win is to sing louder than all the other noise.  Renaldo finally tracks down the guy who bought his turkey and  goes to take him down.  Aunt Lena feels guilty for asking dad to buy the biggest turkey and tries to take take down Renaldo with her feminine charm, but she gets the wrong guy and starts making out with toupee man.  Mom walks in and sees all this and realizes what’s happening, and she tries to get rid of the tainted turkey by flushing it down the toilet. And Tina (whose name I know due to previously viewed memes) is frequently high is confused why everyone else is acting weird.

Someone who’s never watcahed Bob’s Burgers explain this