bionicparrot

[bionicparrot]

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have selected the [SLIME] as your attire. Please see the following list of properties with this choice.

There is no vessel or opening too small for you to fit into. Consider yourself nearly impossible to keep contained.

You have a slight acidity to you. Keeping anything with muscle or protein within will eventually be eaten away by your higher PH levels. Metals will take longer to break down.

Organs? Bones? Vocal cords? None are there! You must find other ways of communicating as you no longer have a voice, let alone thumbs.

Reading and trying to keep one's shape was proving to be a difficult task. One that was amplified with the weight of distress brought on by suddenly turning into goo. Her body oozed into a large puddle. Thick chunks of herself would fall off whenever she tried to stand, falling back into the sprawled out blob that was herself.

It took a few minutes but she finally managed something of a face and upper torso. Enough to look over what the message said.

The viscous substance that was her body shivered and burbled in frustration. Of course she wouldn't be able to speak or pick up anything with this awful form. At least it seemed like she'd be able to keep from being captured. A useful trait to have if she could manage to figure how to move around like this.

((Halloween slime ody is open for asks and interactions))

[bionicparrot]

🎃HELLO GHOSTS AND/OR GHOULS!🎃

You have been randomly selected for this years All Hallows Eve Wing-Ding. If you wish to partake in the seasonal fun, then please see below for the "costumes" available to you at this time. Select one and YOU'RE DONE! This promotion spans until November 1st, where all changes will henceforth be rescinded. Please tag all posts with "#Halloween Event".

Disregard if there is no desire to participate.

WeAreNotHeldResponsibleForAnyDuress,Physical,OrEmotionalyInclinedToOurProducts.SideEffectsMayInclude,ButAreNotLimitedTo;ChangesInAppetite,Stature,MoralAlignment,Vision,Heliophobia,Anthropophobia,Nausea,ExtraOrReductionOfLimbs,BloodLust,Etc.UsersDiscressionAdvised.

PLEASE CHOOSE ONE TO PARTICIPATE:

Golem

Vampire

Slime

Odyssey looked the invitation over front to back over and over again. There was no signature and the handwriting was unfamiliar. It could be a trap, but honestly if it was she was intrigued to see who would set it up in the form of a costume party with no address.

It could be fun trying to figure out who figured out how to deliver her a message.

Golem was kind of boring considering in a sense one could consider robots a form of golem. Vampire could be fun but a little cliche.

She hummed as she made her choice, "Slime is the most interesting one but I'm not sure how to-"

Her thought was cut off when she felt her systems start to fire warnings before shutting down completely. Dread filled her mind. Her legs felt uneasy before she collapsed inward on herself.

It felt like she was drowning. Her once sturdy metal frame replaced with a goo-like substance she didn't understand.

This couldn't be happening. This SHOULDN'T be happening!

((Non canon Halloween event. Interactions open with mutuals.))

[bionicparrot]

When those little hands came up and gently pushed at her she pulled away. The last thing she wanted was to make things uncomfortable. Either way it seemed that she had stumbled on some kind of secret in his design or damage he didn't want the others to know about just yet.

"No nothing is wrong. My mistake." she assured as she stood up and dusted some of the dirt from her knees.

With an idle flick of her hand the music changed, this time to soft instrumentals. A calming sound to fill the space while they sat and talked. Truth of the matter was she was still running on reserve power and had only managed a couple of minutes worth of charge from the short amount of time she sat on Serta. Not enough to get her safely out of low power mode.

She had grown a little too used to masking such weaknesses. Even though they already knew she was low on power it seemed like she wouldn't admit to what level of power she had left.

"You know, I could have one of mechanaloids bring in a holoprojector if you want to watch an old world movie while we rest. I've collected a pretty decent sized library of video files."

That shocked expression on Ody’s face didn’t escape the notice of Serta and Ferris. Up to this point they didn’t think of it as a big deal - then again, Squish was able to message them if he needed to communicate something in words - but it was a slight issue sometimes when he was interacting with others outside of their linemates’ communications. Squish hadn’t complained so far either, but it was something they now pondered on while Ody continued her observation.

Squish, however, didn’t have much time to ponder on the meaning of Ody’s words - he felt her poking at her neck in places that made him lift his hand. Quickly, but gently, Squish pushed her hand away from himself, shaking his head. He didn’t look offended, but he did look vaguely uncomfortable - perhaps even worried?

“… Is there something wrong?” Serta piped up, noting the sudden tension.

[bionicparrot]

MY BABY GIRL! I LOVE IT!

✏️- Silk if youre feeling it

Send ✏ for me to draw your muse

With a slight redesign!

[bionicparrot]

i’m not like other girls. i don’t die when i’m killed

[bionicparrot]

FUSION!! mayhaps a Moth and Silk—

@takahashi-labs

WITCHY MOTH!

[bionicparrot]

“Grief is love’s souvenir. It’s our proof that we once loved. Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I love well. Here is my proof that I paid the price.”

— Glennon Doyle Melton (via 89words)

[bionicparrot]

Send “FUSION ! ”and I will draw OR write what a fusion between our muses would look and act like.

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Collecting more of these.

Send “FUSION ! ”and I will draw OR write what a fusion between our muses would look and act like.

[bionicparrot]

Send “FUSION ! ”and I will draw OR write what a fusion between our muses would look and act like.

[bionicparrot]

I really need to draw again so hopefully this will get some creative juices going. They will be simple sketches.

Send “FUSION ! ”and I will draw OR write what a fusion between our muses would look and act like.

[bionicparrot]

Send in 👁‍🗨 for my Muse’s First Impression Of Yours

If you haven’t interacted yet - this is a GREAT meme to send in and break the ice. 

Bonus Points if you send 👁‍🗨 + a line of dialogue or context.

[bionicparrot]

Name: Reef

Age: unimportant

Do you like to cuddle?: Absolutely~

Can we make-out?:  When did we stop?

A night in or dinner out?: A night in is always fantastic~

Whip cream or chocolate syrup?:  Cream!

Chocolates and roses?: why not both

What makes you a good Valentine?: I'm me~ What's not to love~

Would you cook for me?: I've done it before, why not again~

Would you let me cook for you?: same as above

Where would you take me on a date?: Anywhere~

Who’s paying?: me of course

What did you get me for Valentine’s Day?: myself, I'm the greatest gift afterall

"Wow. You really sent me this for Valentines day? I think I need to make a few notes on it." She pulls out a pen and starts scribbling over the application.

Name: Reef <--- Trust Betraying Asshole

Age: unimportant <-Like you!

Do you like to cuddle?: Absolutely~ <- There are people you can pay for that go find one of them.

Can we make-out?:  When did we stop? <- Watch it.

A night in or dinner out?: A night in is always fantastic~ <- Not even in your wildest dreams.

Whip cream or chocolate syrup?:  Cream! <- There is no amount of sugary sweetness that could make me want you.

Chocolates and roses?: why not both <- Choke on them.

What makes you a good Valentine?: I'm me~ What's not to love~ <- HA! I hope you didn't have a straight face while writing that.

Would you cook for me?: I've done it before, why not again~ <- Choke on it with the roses and chocolate.

Would you let me cook for you?: same as above <- I will burn your home down.

Where would you take me on a date?: Anywhere~ <- Nowhere

Who’s paying?: me of course <- You say this yet I'm the one who paid in years wasted on you.

What did you get me for Valentine’s Day?: myself, I'm the greatest gift afterall <- I would like a gift receipt.

[bionicparrot]

Valentine’s Day Application

Name: 

Age: 

Do you like to cuddle?: 

Can we make-out?: 

A night in or dinner out?: 

Whip cream or chocolate syrup?: 

Chocolates and roses?: 

What makes you a good Valentine?: 

Would you cook for me?: 

Would you let me cook for you?: 

Where would you take me on a date?:

Who’s paying?: 

What did you get me for Valentine’s Day?: 

[bionicparrot]

so ody, what would you say is your weirdest or most interesting kink?

"Well aren't you nosey." "Let me see. I don't know if really a kink considering the circumstances. I do get riled up from an intense fight or spar. I'm talking life or death level of battle. Not necessarily because I enjoy it but because I have a hard time coming down. My original programming is that of a pacifist a healer. So fighting to the death goes against that. It's hard for me to 'cool' down and while its very rare for me to do so a little romp helps make the landing a bit softer." ((Late sinday answer since I was asleep before I got this one.))

[bionicparrot]

Odyssey has appeared what do you do?

"Good luck people have been trying this for a century~"

[bionicparrot]

Smash or pass on that loveable shark bot reef

Odyssey let out a low groan and kneaded the bridge of her nose. "Of course one of you assholes would bring him up in this and you didn't even have the courtesy of bringing me a drink." Her eyes rolled, "Ugh, I hate to admit and I hate myself for it, but I still sleep with him when I get angry enough. He's familiar and it tends to happen when we hit a stalemate in a fight. Anything to feel something..."