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no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me

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what’s an apology without change?

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All these high class British people looking uncomfortable af because the chapel suddenly turned into a Deep South Church is the high point of comedy

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Do you ever think about how wonderful you are and you’re like “damn, I deserve the world and I’m a queen” because that’s mood for 2018

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this year tried to kill me but im still here bitch

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The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

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Impressive Questions To Ask An Interviewer

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this is for the girls who fight their anxiety to get their dream grades

this is for the girls with depression but are still determinated to kick ass

this is for the girls who feel lonely staying home studying on a friday night

i love you and i am rooting for you

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here’s to every girl working so so hard to reach her goal. i see you. you can do it.

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You would not believe your lab

If ten million undergrads

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why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

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“i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it” - the story of my life

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Life With Dogs.