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[billyburned]

No need to lie.

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

No?? It’s the stench of an alpha.

‘Taking care of her just fine.’ Right. You tell CPS that when you’re evicted. No way that rank ass job is paying you enough.

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

Smelly? I have natures musk on me. You’ve never fuckin’ touched a blade of grass in your life.

Also, shouldn’t you be takin’ care of that sister of yours? Or did you lose custody already?

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

Are you eating a Baconator? Didn’t fuckin’ think so.

This is the life.

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

A job? How is workin’ at a beat up pizzeria a ‘job’??

Also i’m not ‘broke’. I just don’t have enough fuckin’ money for an apartment..

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

Okay, cowboy. Shut the fuck up.

Also, it’s Wendys. Fuck mcdonald’s.

But, my life is none of your fuckin’ business. We’re both poor as fuck, so who are you to shame me?

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

What-?

No! Why would you even think that?

Where've you been, cowboy? Finally get locked up?

I got tired of livin’ in a beat down apartment. I’ve been livin’ life on the road these past months.

[billyburned]

No. Not even a little.

What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”

Why do I keep hearing this shit?

[billyburned]

That font just gave me a fuckin’ stroke holy shit.

What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”

Why do I keep hearing this shit?

[billyburned]

Literally where?

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billyburned]

That was fake news.

I never fuckin’ did that.

Also, stop thinking about my balls, creep.

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billyburned]

I didn’t mean it literally.

Fuckin’ idiot.

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billyburned]

Right. Not sure if you noticed but I have fuckin’ eyes.

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billyburned]

The fuck I will?

Who even are you??

I MISSED YOU POOKIE 🙏🙏🙏

Tumblr hasn't been the same without your stank ass sweaty junderwear

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t wear junderwear anymore.

My break changed me.

[billyburned]

Uh.. Take a breath, sweetheart.

Then we can talk.

What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”

Why do I keep hearing this shit?

[billyburned]

*toots cutely and louder than anyone else* hi william *kawaiily twirls fingers around hair*

Decided to read through my inbox.

Bad fuckin’ idea.

[billyburned]

I mean, if you fuckin’ insist.

What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”

Why do I keep hearing this shit?