billyb4ts0n

[billyb4ts0n]

You try to be serious and end up talkjng anout eating walls again 😭

Guys im bored and feeling problematic- The nightwing ass jokes aren’t funny. aLSO RED HOOD GIRL YOU ARE LOWERING MY PROPERTY VALUE AND THEREFORE THE QUALITY OF MY WALL COTTON CANDY.-

[billyb4ts0n]

The funeral is at 8:00, your all invited.

Can someone assist? Wilson has taken my katana and won't elaborate beyond 'Its April First' and '@goth-in-gothamite has it coming'

[billyb4ts0n]

…I’m pretty sure he actually died.

No we are not jumping @coffee-addicti0n, @goth-in-gothamite is a liar and a fraud Bruce Wayne pls dont sue me

[billyb4ts0n]

You suck at being not suspicious Nolu.

No we are not jumping @coffee-addicti0n, @goth-in-gothamite is a liar and a fraud Bruce Wayne pls dont sue me

[billyb4ts0n]

Nolu, you know putting things in parentheses doesn’t hide them?? Right?? @damian-grayson-wayne use your rich people powers to make sure she doesn’t murder anyone-

No we are not jumping @coffee-addicti0n, @goth-in-gothamite is a liar and a fraud Bruce Wayne pls dont sue me

[billyb4ts0n]

Oh no it cannot be helped she’s just like that. Nolu, did someone leave bird seed on the roof again or is the fiberglass finally getting to you??

@damian-grayson-wayne knock her out please.

I have been busy with school and come back online to find out we're planning on kidnapping Drake. It seems like the plan is mostly finalized but do you need a third set of hands since @billyb4ts0n is a coward and is refusing to hold Drake to his word and punish liars.

@renwilson-rp-account @goth-in-gothamite

[billyb4ts0n]

Hi!

[billyb4ts0n]

nOT THAT KIND OF HELP-

Tea is actually better than coffee, sorry I lied to you all.

[billyb4ts0n]

…is that the thing holding up Nolu’s bookcase?? the one in the black frame with pink spray paint on it??

No we are not jumping @coffee-addicti0n, @goth-in-gothamite is a liar and a fraud Bruce Wayne pls dont sue me

[billyb4ts0n]

Which you need. Desperately.

I have been busy with school and come back online to find out we're planning on kidnapping Drake. It seems like the plan is mostly finalized but do you need a third set of hands since @billyb4ts0n is a coward and is refusing to hold Drake to his word and punish liars.

@renwilson-rp-account @goth-in-gothamite

[billyb4ts0n]

No we are not jumping @coffee-addicti0n, @goth-in-gothamite is a liar and a fraud Bruce Wayne pls dont sue me

[billyb4ts0n]

@renwilson-rp-account help.

Tea is actually better than coffee, sorry I lied to you all.

[billyb4ts0n]

I don’t know at this point…

all I know is probably not?? Maybe?? help??

[billyb4ts0n]

…BECAUSE I BLEED RED?? TIM BLEEDS RED?? EVEN DAMIAN DOES??? NOLU BLEEDS RED AND SHES A FUCKING BIRD

Hey google is it normal for humans (i think?) to bleed green?

@renwilson-rp-account is bleeding everywhere and its green so i tossed a blanket at him and uh walked off? IM HEADING BACK NOW WITH LIKE STICKS IDK WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO HERE

Like normally we leave the injured to die but uh

help

[billyb4ts0n]

NO THAT IS NOT HOW HUMANS WORK @damian-grayson-wayne HELP

Hey google is it normal for humans (i think?) to bleed green?

@renwilson-rp-account is bleeding everywhere and its green so i tossed a blanket at him and uh walked off? IM HEADING BACK NOW WITH LIKE STICKS IDK WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO HERE

Like normally we leave the injured to die but uh

help

[billyb4ts0n]

….Is that why you were having a really intense staring contest with his dog a month ago?

@damian-grayson-wayne you're getting on my nerves! Just cause I'm legally nonsentient doesn't mean you can treat me like your pet! Like usually I put up with it but really??? A shock collar??? Don't make me find Alfred! @coffee-addicti0n help me pick the lock or I'll strangle your brother! He's gonna need a coffin if someone doesn't get this thing off me!

@wayne-prince-of-gotham your son put a shock collar on me! Tell him I'm not a cat! Where did he even get this thing! It doesn't look standard from a pet store!!!

[billyb4ts0n]

uhhhhhhhhh

Hey you know how big cats gently close their fangs/jaws around your arm or hand when they're being friendly/apologizing?

This but with Vampire Billy or even funnier, Captain Marvel too. Everyone doesn't know what to make of it when he does it subconciously, and the person with a limb in his very sharp teeth is low-key terrified for a bit until sleepy/dazed Cap releases them.