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5  Things To NEVER Do When Inline Skating

5. Cut it close to pedestrians- When you do this, people will hate you and then decide to hate rollerblading. Don’t be a creep, your fun should not translate into someone else's fright.

4. Hold Hands- Get T-shirts that say ‘He’s Mine’ or ‘She’s mine’ If you can’t let go for a while. Good balance requires free hands, and I’ve seen a few boyfriends drag their girl down with them; almost funny, but not.

3. Drunken Skating- there's a lot going on with your foot movement, posture and power application when you are skating. Even good skaters are many times more likely to twist legs backward, shatter their eye sockets or slide under a transport truck (he lived) when under the influence. The capabilities you’re used to trusting normally, just aren’t there when you’re drunk. Alcohol sucks for performance and safety.

2.Texting or talking on the phone when rolling- Stopping for a text or call will allow you to recover and enable you to skate even better, besides, It’s also really hard to skate when you’re dead!  Don’t split your attention and you’re less likely to split your coconut.

1. Foot Hands- What kind of animal are you? You’re skating with your sweaty shoes on your hands because you’re too thick to get a back-pack; Stop it now Toe Fingers!  Nobody at your destination likes your cheese hands and the ‘foot oil’ smudged door knob, is not a nice touch either. Don’t make our sport look fucktarded, Damn, I can smell you now just thinking about it.

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Inline Skater Bill Stoppard responds to Joe Rogan's regrettable slagging off of inline/rollerblading and offers a solution to the…confusion. In this FlowCast...

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A must watch; funny clever dude!