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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤~

✧*̥˚ 𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝐹𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓈 ̥˚✧

≪ Migraines ≫

Enemies-to-lovers vibe; where Captain Levi and you butt heads at every turn, until he finds you in a pickle.

≪ Bold Statements ≫

As you sat by Captain Levi in the ruins of what remained of the last war, you decide to pester the exhausted man with banter as you once did so many years ago.

≪ Her Kind Heart ≫

How, after all he had seen her endure, could she still smile?How could her heart be so full after being so broken? It was something Levi had admired, and soon came to love. How could he not, when she taught him many a value?

~ More One-Shots Here ~

𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤~

✧*̥˚ 𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝐹𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓈 ̥˚✧

≪ Painting ≫

Levi's artistic lover takes on a new hobby that baffles him at first, but he soon comes to love.

≪ Cuddles ≫

Sleepy, early morning cuddles with boyfriend!Levi one lazy day.

≪ Jealousy ≫

When his squad gets a bit too friendly with you, Levi steps in to silently let them know who you belong to. Or, at least, who he wishes you belonged to.

~ More Drabbles Here ~

𝕆𝕝𝕕 ℍℂ𝕤~

✧*̥˚ 𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝐹𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓈 ̥˚✧

(Maybe cringe, but one day l'll update the format/quality)

≪ Terrible Flirt ≫

When his squad gets a bit too friendly with you, Levi steps in to silently let them know who you belong to. Or, at least, who he wishes you belonged to.

≪ Blushing ≫

The second Levi's crush is around, even just breathing or merely existing in his general direction, his face is the first thing to give away his feelings.

≪ ADHD ≫

Levi's growing relationship with his lovely ADHD partner.

~ More Old HCs Here ~

𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤~

ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕓𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤~

�� Levi Ackerman ≫

≪ Erwin Smith ≫

≪ Eren Jaeger ≫

≪ Armin Arlert ≫

𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕤~

≪ AOT Finale Fic ≫

≪ Birthday Special Drabble, 2023 ≫

𝔻𝕒𝕕𝕍𝕚! ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥~

≪ Family ≫

Three years after the war, you learn just how tiresome motherhood can be, despite the bliss your new domestic life often provided. Thankfully, Levi's always up for the challenge of stepping in when you need a break.

≪ Quality Time ≫

Levi gets a day off duty to spend time with his exhausted wife and their two week old son.

≪ Coming Home Late ≫

After a long day, Levi finds solace in his cosy home alongside his loving wife and twin sons cuddled up on his bed.

𝕃𝕚𝕖𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥!ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥~

≪ Priorities ≫

As Lieutenant and assistant to Captain Levi, you've been tasked with many jobs and twice as many errands to run. But the toughest part of the gig is keeping your relationship with your superior behind closed doors. That becomes increasingly difficult, come an unexpected expedition.

≪ Head Cold ≫

Captain Levi's stubborn Lieutenant falls ill, making him take matters into his own hands.

≪ Silent Confessions ≫

As Captain Levi's childhood best friend, you always find the time to talk him through tough situations; such as the upcoming expedition to reclaim Wall Maria.

≪ Respect ≫

Tasked with filling in for Levi as a lieutenant to watch over the S.O.S. in his absence, things don't go according to plan the moment you stepped in. Luckily for you, your husband has you back.

𝕄𝕪 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝔽𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕤~

≪ Laughter ≫

Realizing you'd never heard Captain Levi laugh, you set out get a laugh out of him with the Vets.

≪ Caught ≫

Levi finds his flirtatious advances towards you aren't as subtle as he thought.

≪ Clingy ≫

Levi constantly needing the reassurance of your affections in your relationship.

≪ Yearning ≫

In which Levi pines after your attention from afar and in secret, wholly smitten and devoted.

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕚-𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤~

𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣!ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣~ 

 ≪ Shifting Scares 1 ≫ | ≪ Shifting Scares 2 ≫

As the Scout's secondary titan shifter, you're tasked with keeping an eye on Eren during the 57th expedition beyond the walls. Amidst the tragedy, it's up to you to avenge Levi's squad.

𝔸𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣!𝕃𝕖𝕧𝕚~

≪ Autograph (1) ≫ | ≪ Phone Call (2) ≫ | ≪ Coffee Shop (3) ≫

Following the finale of your favorite tv series, you're delighted to learn there's going to be an official meet and greet with the cast. Excited to meet the famous Levi Ackerman, your expectations are blown away when he takes an interest in talking with you.

𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟜 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤~

𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖~

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

𝕃𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝔽𝕚𝕔𝕤~

≪ The R.O.S.E. ≫ (~Ongoing~)

The R.O.S.E., or rather, the “Recovery Operations Squad Experiment” put together by Commander Dot Pixis, had so far been a success. The people of the southern district's desire to have something of their loved ones retrieved from titan territory to bury finally made it to court. Though it had been overruled by Premier Darius Zackly, Pixis found he could not let the issue rest. In an attempt to boost moral for his people, Pixis assigned his top Captain, Aviline Faye, to this new squad. Despite the danger of retrieval, it was decided they must at least try; for the ease of mind for humanity. But as the walls crumble, Faye and her squad find themselves occupying a new position; under Commander Erwin Smith of the Survey Corps. Can the two branches learn to get along as Captains butt heads?

≪ “What Shitty Luck” ≫ (~Ongoing~)

Life above ground could not have been a more stark contrast from the life Levi was used to leading. From making deals and dominating a scraggly crowd, to taking orders from the Scouting Regime and slaying giant beasts roaming the land outside the walls enclosing humanity. It was an adjustment he made quick enough for himself, so he thought. Between the expeditions and boring document signing, he climbed the ranks surprisingly quickly and soon found himself accompanying Commander Erwin Smith on his many ‘business meetings’ outside the district of Trost. At first, it was merely responsibility, albeit a mentally draining one, considering his strong dislike for the other regimes and their Commanders... But after learning Nile Dok had a rather alluring daughter, something about those visits into town became both more bearable and somehow more complicated for Levi. She was a stark reminder of one of the very few things he missed about his life Underground; particularly, the frequency of getting laid.

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i wanna see Kuchel Ackerman interacting with reader SO BAD. so here it is! levi x reader modern au (Gender neutral pronouns for reader. SFW)

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You stepped into Levi's teashop again, just like you did every morning for the past four months. Before any other customer came in, you’d arrive, order the exact same tea, flirt with him (or at least try to), get rejected, and then leave.

"Hi, handsome!" you chirped as you walked through the door, flashing him your brightest smile. "You're looking as pret-tea as usual." So proud of your cheeky pickup lines, weren’t you?

Levi sighed, his brows furrowing as he wiped the counter. "Good morning," he muttered, not looking up. "Regular?"

Oh, isn't he just the sweetest? Already knowing your favorite order—you wish. He knew a ton of things about you by now, but not because he was interested. No, it was because you reintroduced yourself AT LEAST twice a week. He knew your name, age, job, the name of your first fish, and even that middle school friend you still had beef with. He knew it all.

"Aww, look at you! Memorizing my order?" you teased, leaning on the counter to get a better look at him.

"No," he deadpanned. "It’s just the cheapest tea in the shop, and you order it every time you come in." He stepped back like you were a germ that he had to stay away from

“There’s a customer already?” an unfamiliar voice called from the prep area. You frowned—new employee? But no, as soon as she stepped out, you realized this wasn’t just anyone. She was one of the most jaw-dropping women you'd ever seen. Long black hair, steel-grey eyes, pale skin, and a sweet smile as she walked to the counter. Definitely related to Levi.

Ignoring Levi, she smiled directly at you. “Hi, what can we get for you today?”

Okay, you were persistent, but you weren’t dumb. She was obviously related to him. His sister? His mom? Either way, time to impress.

“I already got the ord—” Levi started, but you cut him off.

“Hi! I love your eyes!” you said, beaming at her. She smiled, a little shyly. “You’re so sweet, thank you.”

“I’m changing my order,” you declared, causing Levi to pause and raise an eyebrow. “I’ll have a cup of jasmine tea,” you continued, scanning the menu above. “And, uh... lemon cheesecake, and that thing.. I can’t pronounce.”

You were picking the most expensive items on the menu. Levi couldn’t help the faint smile that tugged at his lips.

“Sure, dear, we’ll get it right out for you,” the woman���probably his mom—replied sweetly, turning to help Levi. Getting a smile from someone related to him? Wild. You thought his whole bloodline had to be as stoic as he was.

After you got your tea and moved to a table by the window, you glanced back at the counter. Kuchel nudged Levi with her elbow, her eyes glinting with amusement. "So... who’s that?" she asked, a teasing lilt to her voice.

"Tch. No one. Just a regular customer," Levi replied with a shrug, continuing to wipe the counter as if it was his life’s mission.

“Really? They seemed interested in you,” she added, clearly enjoying the moment. Levi sighed. Maybe bringing his mother here had been a mistake. “They are,” he admitted, moving to brew a fresh pot of tea.

Kuchel’s smile widened. "They're pretty, aren’t they?" He paused, visibly uncomfortable but unable to deny it. “… I guess?”

"Alright then," Kuchel said, clearly up to something, before leaving the counter to sit across from you.

'Oh god,' Levi thought, feeling a headache coming on. He knew what his mom was about to do…

You blinked in surprise as Levi’s mom—Kuchel —sat right across from you, a warm smile on her face. You glanced at Levi, who was now standing behind the counter with the most deadpan expression, silently begging the universe to stop this.

“So, how long have you been coming to this shop?” Kuchel asked, leaning in like this was a cozy little chat between best friends.

You tried not to choke on your tea. “Uh, about four months now. I, uh, really like the tea here.”

And the view, you thought but wisely kept to yourself.

“Four months! That’s dedication,” she remarked with a knowing smile. “Levi must really enjoy seeing such a loyal customer every morning.” Levi’s eye twitched from across the room.

“Uh, yeah, it’s nice to see a familiar face,” you said, laughing nervously. Kuchel nodded, clearly entertained. “You know, he doesn’t usually get attached to customers, but I think you might be special.” She paused dramatically, then added, “He talks about you all the time.”

Your heart skipped a beat. Wait, what?

Levi nearly dropped the teapot. “Mom,” he said sharply, voice low with a warning edge. what the fuck now

“Oh, hush, I’m just making conversation,” Kuchel waved him off, fully embracing her mom duties. “He mentioned just the other day how you always come in so cheerful and—” she leaned in as if sharing a secret—“how you flirt with him every morning.”

Your face burned, and Levi’s hand gripped the counter so tightly it might break.

You stammered. “H-he told you that?”

“Well, no, but it’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?” she winked. “And you know, Levi here could use someone with your energy. He’s always so serious, isn’t he?” She turned her head slightly to address her son. “Levi, dear, you should take some notes—this one knows how to have fun.”

Levi groaned audibly. “Mom, please.”

You almost choked on your tea again. This was both mortifying and the best thing that had ever happened.

Kuchel continued undeterred. “He’s really sweet once you get to know him, you know? Sure, he’s got that broody, ‘I-don’t-care-about-anything’ look, but deep down, he’s very caring. Protective, too. He always makes sure I’m taken care of. Isn’t that right, Levi?”

Levi’s glare could’ve melted steel at this point. “I am right here, Mom.”

“Oh, don’t be so shy,” she teased, ignoring him completely. “What’s your name, dear?” she asked, turning back to you.

You told her, still a bit flustered but managing to smile. Kuchel’s face lit up.

“What a beautiful name! It would sound so lovely with ‘Ackerman,’ don’t you think?”

You almost spat out your tea. Levi nearly knocked over a stack of teacups. “Mom!”

Kuchel giggled, clearly enjoying every second of this. “What? I’m just saying. No harm in thinking about the future, right?”

Levi closed his eyes and took a slow, deep breath, as if summoning every ounce of patience in his body. “I’m going to the back,” he muttered, turning away before his mom could cause any further damage.

Kuchel just smiled after him, unfazed. “Well, he’ll come around eventually. Boys like him always do. Anyway, you’re welcome to stay as long as you like, dear. And don’t worry—I’ll make sure he brews your tea just right.”

You couldn’t help but laugh at this point. “Thank you. I’ll definitely keep coming back.”

As Levi disappeared into the back of the shop, probably questioning every life decision that led him to this moment, Kuchel leaned in one last time. “Don’t give up on him,” she whispered conspiratorially. “He needs someone to loosen him up. And between you and me…” She grinned, eyes twinkling. “I think you’re perfect for the job.”

You were certain Levi was somewhere back there facepalming so hard, but honestly? You were starting to like Kuchel a lot.

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"hi there, mom."

my canon, idc. they deserved their little last farewell too 🤧

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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I am obsessed with Björn Diemel. Pathetic wet cat of a lawyer who might as well be Jimmy McGill long lost cousin. He makes a shitton of money being the lawyer of a Russian-German cartel. He absolutely hates it. Even though he's the one making the most money for the studio in which he works everybody treats him like shit and he gets bullied daily by the secretary. His number one purpose is making his daughter happy and spending time with her. His whole life changes because he attends the one mindfulness course that is not a scam, I guess. He kills a guy because freeing him from his car trunk would mess up his like-work balance. He accidentally girlboss gaslight gatekeep his way to the top of said Russian-German cartel. He makes the cartel buy a kindergarten because they wouldn't accept his daughter. He smiles to release endorphines when he sees people being tortured (it's very hard on his psyche). YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE GET IN HIS CAR TRUNK AND DIE BECAUSE HE JUST CHOOSES NOT TO FREE THEM.

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Urgent help to buy medicine

Dear human,

I am writing to you as a human being like you. I am part of a family that is going through difficult times amidst this genocide. My brother suffers from bipolar disorder, and we only need 60 euros to buy his essential medication.🇵🇸

We ask you to stand by us, whether by donating, sharing our story, or talking about us. 💔🙏😔

https://gofund.me/917ecb89

please repost

[bildad-the-shuhite-official]

‼️‼️Please Don't Skip Me‼️‼️

Dear humanity,

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

The Israeli occupation forces launched drone strikes on my husband, Fayez, and my son, Mohammad.

Although my husband's condition has stabilized, my son is still suffering immensely and urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

I need your help please donate and share, evry contribution, no matter how small, brings us hope in these dark times.

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://gofund.me/dd7ddc34

Ddonate Via Paypal 👇

https://www.paypal.com/donate

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[bildad-the-shuhite-official]

Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

and share my family's story?🙏🏻

Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 5$?

By helping to reblog my story, you could

save a family from death and war.🌹

Thank you very much🌸

🕊️❤️🌹🙏🏻

please repost

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i made this. i am a genius.

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Thank you so much for your support and reblogging ❤️ Can you please donate to me I am in desperate need of help right now. Our tents were flooded with rainwater the previous days and I tried to rebuild them again at very expensive prices. In addition, my child is undergoing an imaging procedure and she is in dire need of attention and providing everything for him. I feel better about this but I want to improve the outcome. Thank you for everything ❤️❤️ Donate to me, even if it's $20 or $30 and it makes a huge difference to my family

I have donated^^

I wish you all the best<3🙏

[bildad-the-shuhite-official]

At this point I will write it myself, give the script to Tim Burton or sth and force him to make it (or else im gonna jump in front of a train to change the trajectory of his life)

hey can i get uhh

a third alice in wonderland movie where alice and tarrant can finally be happy

[bildad-the-shuhite-official]

Hello 👋 my friends ❤️

I am asking you to support my newly created campaign to help my family survive the gruesome war over Gaza🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸 to safety and ✌️ peace.

Life has become incredibly harsh, tough and full of hardship and painful suffering. We lack all he basic living essentials and necessities such as food, water , medicine and other needs.

The war has made our life hopeless and desperate 😞. My six-member family has been going through the hardest days they have ever experience for almost eleven months due to the disastrous war.

The war has taken every beautiful thing from us, leaving us homeless, displaced and jobless. Everything is tough and impossible to get. Water and living conditions are incredibly unattainable and unaccessible.

The rising prices of all necessary items of life has complicated our living conditions especially when all our savings were spent over the least necessities and needs.

A photo taken for my tender sick children who is suffering from a chronic disease relating to his respiratory system. 😭😭😭

That is why I am now asking you to lessen and minimize our burdens and loads of life through your contribution.

You can help my family survive 🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 through donating whatever you can or reposting my messages.

** My campaign was VETTED by @gaza-evacuation-funds and

@el shab hussein here

And by @spadefriend in Gaza fundraiser list here

Yours :

Rewaa

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The scary winter is coming and we are in tents⛺⛈️😱🍉

I speak to you on behalf of humanity,🙏

My name is Tahrir from Gaza🍉, a mother of four children, we have been suffering from war for more than 350 days. We have been displaced more than ten times and every time we leave everything behind

Every day is hell for me and my family.

Winter is coming⛈️ and we are living in a tent⛺, it rained and our tents were flooded and we want to build new tents but they are expensive.

My little boy Khamis underwent surgery and needs health care

And my child Amir, during our displacement, fell and suffered a broken pelvis

All this while we live in cloth tents that do not protect us from anything

I hope you look at us with mercy and compassion.

Can you help me and donate to me via the gofundme link?

Save us and help my children from the cold of winter and the cruelty of war. Donate to us $20 or $30, as it makes a big difference to us.

[bildad-the-shuhite-official]

Hello my dear friends!

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Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the support you are providing to help Palestinian families stay safe and alive.

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I am Eyad from Gaza, I am collecting such donations to provide the minimum basic needs of life and help find safety and peace for my family of 7, my wife, my young son Mohammed and my daughters Nour, an engineering student, Hala who got a high school average of 99.3% and because of the war of extermination she did not go to university, Farah, a high school student and Mays in the third year of middle school, my children do not deserve to live in such horrific situations. As I suffer from chronic heart disease and need continuous follow-up and permanent treatment, every form of your help makes a difference to us. We have endured a lot for almost 350 hard days

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Please continue to support the most just cause in the world either by donating directly or by sharing the link to let others know. Feel free to help people in difficult and miserable times until the dark days are over.

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Hi guys,

Please share and donate to support a family! Sharing and supporting campaigns is the least thing we can do.