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grill wood or something idk I haven’t been to a barbecue

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Rweal

Peak counselor who lets me swear in school

FUCK!

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Smh why are you throwing me under the bus like that

Peak counselor who lets me swear in school

FUCK!

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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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Understandable crashout tbh

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck my liiiiiiiiife I forgot my earbuds at HOOOOOME

FUCK!

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WILL WOOD PLEASE COSPLAY WILL WOOD BIBINOS I WILL SACRIFICE MY FIRST BORN TO THE DEITY OF YOUR CHOOSING PLEASE BIBINOS

what’s the next cosplay?!?

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lowkey so hyped for the ending

I outed myself to a client today.

*Edit: I should point out that while I’ve been out to family and friends for a while now, I always guy-mode while working because it’s just easier.*

Like most of my clients, she’s an older lady and is, to put it politely, quite conservative (her nickname on my phone contacts is "Racist Jill."

Racist Jill always likes to have a chit-chat after I’ve finished working in the garden - she usually complains about the quality of her home nursing care (because they’re Filipino or Indian) or about The Gays or Young People Today and I politely smile and nod because whilst I don’t care for her world-view, I do like her money (and charging her extra on account of having to listen to it.)

Anyway, while I’m sitting in her lounge politely listening to her, she suddenly notices that I’ve had my ears pierced: "You haven’t always had earrings!" she says.

"No," I said. "I got them a few weeks ago as a gift to myself."

"Well!" she huffs. "I can’t say I approve of men with earrings!"

And then, in a completely spur-of-the-moment, impromptu, spontaneous moment-of-madness, I leant over the coffee table and said conspiratorially, "It’s just as well I’m not a man then…"

I leant back and let the silence hang for a few seconds while the cogs turned in her head. I could see her trying to think of something to say so I decided it would be much funnier to just cut and run: "So, I’ll see you again in three week’s time?" I say.

Thoroughly confused, she agrees, we say our goodbyes and I leave - a big smile on my face because Racist Jill is the first and most unlikely person (who is not friend or family) that I’ve come out to.

I can’t wait to see her next time.

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mmmmm free speech

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It has to be satire .....right?

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Yall 8 miles is NOT that much I'm sorry

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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Pain

Yk what? Fuck you *unlysergides your daydream

(So I dequantized it from a swing rhythm into equal eighth notes for anyone wondering)

It physically pained me to have to play this

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Fuck!

I was an existential criminal, so innocently cynical

Ignorant as fuck but a proud individual

Originally meant to live a God-damned miracle

Might've been metaphysical, but I think it was medical

Testing my hypothesis, never finding a theory!

Emulating animals and mental aboriginals

A miserable fuck but a loud Tao mystical

An enemy of ritual traditionally integral

To Biblical originals, but literally pitiful

Too impatient for outpatient, am paging Dr. Leary!

Did you lose yourself?

It's always in the last place that you'd check

Oh, I might find myself (by retracing my steps)

But I don't remember, what I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember 2012, I don't remember

Wow, the whole year's a blur!

I think I bought into the comedy and brought a lot of oddity

An odyssey I thought to be considered a commodity

And not until anomaly abolished my monotony

I need a life of autonomy and modify a lot of me?!

I'll escape this reality, be the next Houdini!

Oh, glory be Satori but its hallucinatory

And it's sure to be a story I can tell in purgatory

I said, once I've lost it can there be a Mahaprajnaparamita?

Did you lose yourself?

Well, it's always in the last place you'd check

I might find myself by retracing my steps

Wow! I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I heard the world would turn to hell

Compared to that, I'm doing well!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember 2012, I don't remember 2012!

Peak counselor who lets me swear in school

FUCK!

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

No it’s

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Yooooo that's good

just gotta soft reset my system(sleep) and all the glitches(negativity) will be gone

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF URASHIMASAKATASEN PLEASE SLEEP

just gotta soft reset my system(sleep) and all the glitches(negativity) will be gone