literally i have to go to the store soon for some items
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why the hell did they write it this way
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I'm sad 😔 boys show shaft
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those memes about “having my first meal of the day at 5pm” appall and discuss me i can’t relate bc i like to give my body fuel .. rebecca black said “gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal” and i agree, apply that
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My first word was Kafkaesque. The doctors agreed that I knew too much so to silence me they placed me back in the womb and told no one of it. But I remember
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makes the jonbenet ramsey house in sims and somehow solves the murder
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Me in ancient Greece: *Accidentally steps on someone’s 300 Drachmae sandals they spent their life savings on*
Them: May you live in interesting times.
Me:
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