biig-gunner
Bring out the big gut! Er, guns!
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"Let's get this started!" An RP Blog for a fat Mii Gunner. 18+, minors do not interact. M!A's mostly accepted.
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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So I’m sure you’ve gotten something like this before, but would you say you could be heavier than Bowser at 150…weight units? Ok in all seriousness, what is Pichu 62 of when Bowser is 150 of?
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"Ough... look, I'm definitely lighter than Bowser. That's a giant dragon turtle. As for unit is? I don't know. There's some long process where pounds and kilograms are repeatedly calculated, but I'm not a science gal."
"I'm an 'oh my god, I can't stop eating' gal right now."
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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It was not, in fact normal. In reality, it was a "make the bloating worse" tomato.
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"Oh, god DAMN it!"
Her hands rest on her swelling stomach. Ginger's jumpsuit stretches out, hoping to contain the growing surface of her midsection. A loud churning inside of her guts fortold further bubbling and bloating, her belly swelling up... Until finally...
SNAP!
The belt's buckle comes flying off, likely hitting the anon in the face for their treachery.
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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Here, have this completely normal Maximum Tomato or whatever that totally won't make the problem worse
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"This better not make the problem worse."
She eats it, hoping it would not make the problem worse.
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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Hey, at least you didn't eat a Gust Bellows this time.
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"Don't jinx it. I still don't know if some weird shit's gonna go down, and I'm gonna end up exploding again."
"Besides, I'm already bloated enough."
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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Grrrrrgl...
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"God, how am I not full?!" Ginger shouted, putting a hand to her churning stomach. With ten whole pizzas down her gullet, mixed with that bread, she's feeling bloated beyond all belief. Her flabby, fat belly had rounded out, pushing and straining against her belt.
"I swear, I haven't even seen Kirby or Dedede put this much food down..."
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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"Lemon AND Lime... That sounds... sour and sweet... Hmmm..."
If Ginger liked it, it must be good. HW would certainly like to try it sometime. Once she is more used to these... fizzy sodas. She already feels a little bloated from the few mouthfuls she had. new to it, it was clearly afflicting her.
"Well, this cola is nice for now. Thank you."
It's mostly sweet, but at least the liquid's clear. That might make things a little more comfortable for the nature-attuned wizard.
"I think I've got a bottle or two, I could go get you some if you wanna try it!"
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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Someone has... "gifted" an order of 10 pizzas to Ginger's place.
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"Oh, that's convenient! I was just getting hungry."
At this point, she's not questioning the random food gifts people give her. She's THANKFUL for them for once.
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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HW closed her eyes and drank another mouthful though she let it sit in her mouth for a moment, swirling it around to try and get a taste beyond that of the fizz and sweetness. She got... something. Vanilla? Cinnamon? Spices...? It was weird but...
ULP.
"Huh... There's something there... Combined to make a new flavour... Cola.... Huh..." The nymph remarked slowly and surely, accepting the information.
"Is it your favourite flavour...?"
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She... never really put any thought into it. Ginger sorta just drank whatever soda she felt like, not really having a preference. But if she had to pick, cola wasn't her favorite...
"I think my favorite's probably... actually that lemon-lime soda. It's usually SUPER fizzy though."
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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"It isn't bad... Just surprising."
That much was true. She drank a little more, surprised at how easy it was going down. The fizz remained, she could feel it in her stomach. The sweetness too, lingered. It was unlike anything naturally sweet like a berry or a jam. It was overpowering, new to her system.
But again, it wasn't bad, per say. Different. Odd.
"Different types..." She muttered to herself, curious what types there were out there....
Maybe some weren't this unnaturally black colour...
"What is this one called?"
"I think that's just regular cola," Ginger responded. "I'm not... actually sure where the flavor comes from."
No seriously, is the flavor basically just "sugar beverage" or something? She had no clue.
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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Hunger? HW sends over two loaves of what she calls 'Hunger Bread'. While it is like a normal loaf of white bread, it feels dense and sweet to the taste even if a little bland. Nonetheless, it is designed to keep hunger at bay by having an almost bloating effect. While it may not help any hunger affliction long-term, it will help Ginger remain full for a bit if she needs it! A few slices now and then for a reprieve from hunger!
Well, hopefully anyways.
Magic, especially anons, is pretty chaotic. So it might work! It might not!
Ginger wastes no time in completely demolishing the bread. It's like the loaves there one moment, and then about ten seconds later, the whole first loaf is gone. Between deep breaths, she quickly finishes the second loaf, only a few spare crumbs tumbling down her chin.
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"Mm... stuff's pretty g-UUURP!!"
A hand went to her stomach, as her midsection bulged. That bloating was taking effect, and it was clearly hitting her hard as she felt both loaves have a serious effect on her.
Despite this, that unflinching hunger remained...
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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The sudden hiss of pressure surprised the other. HW had never really seen a carbonated beverage before now. Staring at it for a few more seconds, content it wouldn't make another odd sound, she picked it up. Bringing it to her nose, she sniffled it.
Bad idea. The drink was bubbling and fizzing, making her sneeze a little.
Pushing any concerns aside for the moment, she sipped the drink. Sweetness and fizz surprised her a lot. She balked at the taste, unsure if she liked it or was just surprised by it. And Ginger... drank all this in a few seconds...? Wow...
"That is... fizzy..." She muttered, sipping it again. "Urrpp..."
The sneeze from the wizard evoked a slight laugh the Mii. It was almost like watching an animal try it for the first time.
"You get used to it," Ginger responded, smirking. "There's not a lotta things like soda that show up naturally, but there's LOTS of different types of soda." She took her seat back, resting a flabby arm over the back of the chair. "But if you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
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biig-gunner · 9 months ago
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M!A: Uncontrollable cravings. No matter how much she eats, Ginger will have no choice but to keep eating whatever food she sees.
(Eh, it's been a while since I've taken one of these. Accepted!)
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"... man. I am HUNGRY today..."
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biig-gunner · 10 months ago
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"Soda...."
She repeated the word, testing it. Hmm...
"Okay... I'll try some." She said.
HW felt it would be good for her to try some of the stuff Ginger liked. There was a lot to the woman HW felt interested in knowing more about. Food and drink, things to be shared, felt like the best way to get to do that.
It helped Ginger was kind enough to share too. Though, HW expected that much from her. Ginger had always been kind to her.
"Great, I'll go grab the good stuff."
The Mii would finally walk away from the table, and waddle her way over to the pantry. Now it was HW's turn to admire Ginger's heft. It's a miracle that belt is clinging on around her waist, especially given how she's still quite a bit bloated from chugging all that soda. And speaking of... she waddled back to bring another bottle over to Huntress Wizard.
"It's not as cold as the one I drank, but hey, some people prefer it not to be." She set the bottle down on the table, and twisted the cap, as it let out a slight hiss from the release of pressure inside.
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biig-gunner · 10 months ago
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ginger hanging with hw is cute!!
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"I agree, HW is cute."
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"Wait, what're we talking about?"
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biig-gunner · 10 months ago
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Well, she did seem more content.
"You don't need to excuse yourself. It's only naturally bodily sounds. It happens." The girl raised in the forests replied, not really having any standards for manners.
The Mii could be as free as she wished to be around HW. No pressures here, aside from those that come from within.
"So what... was that?" She asked, eyes looking towards the bottle down, curious whatever the liquid had been.
If Ginger liked it, maybe she would like it too?
"Ah, yeah," she responded. "Guess that's true."
It was a little surprising how chill Huntress Wizard was about all this. But to be fair, some part of her kind of expected it. She seemed to be more pragmatic when it comes to interacting with others. It was refreshing, honestly.
"That was soda," Ginger replied with a grin. "I think I have more in my pantry. If you want some, I could go grab a bottle!"
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biig-gunner · 10 months ago
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To be fair, she did expect the drink to be guzzled down quickly. Though, she didn't expect to see the dark carbonated drink vanish in the hearty chugs in which Ginger did. Honestly, it was impressive. HW had no idea what that liquid was but it seemed that Ginger was a fan of it....
She would attempt to remember that in the future.
Quietly watching, eyes going from bottle to neck to belly and back again as she followed the flow of the liquid.
There was nothing to say, the modest awe was clear in the eyes of the nymph.
HW could notice an ever-so-slight swell in Ginger's abdomen as she chugged the liquid down, eventually stopping when she finally sets the bottle down.
"Hahh...! That hit the sp- UUUURP!"
Her sentence was interrupted by a guttural belch erupting from her mouth, her stomach rumbling a bit from the carbonation bubbling up inside her. An ever-so-slight blush came across the Mii's face afterward, though she continued her sentence as if nothing had happened.
"Spot! Heh. Sorry about that!"
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biig-gunner · 10 months ago
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"Alright."
She took a second to see if she could recall whatever exactly was... Fridge.... The cold storage place people used. Yeah, that sounded right as she waddled her wide self along towards it. Ginger could admire the girth and plump butt if she wished. Anyways, the Huntress is able to get the soda bottle and lugged it off.
Nothing better than a chilled soft drink to enjoy!
"Here you go. Enjoy." She said, not really sure what soda even was... but it looked.... interesting.
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"Awesome. Thanks a million!" Almost as soon as the large bottle was in her hands, she worked to unscrew the top from the beverage, before putting her lips around the rim of the bottle.
Then, impressively, she sorta just... chugged the whole thing. HW could hear the drink fizz, the dark liquid seemingly creating bubbles from nothing as the liquid went down her throat. Down, down, down, until the bottle was clear and empty.
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