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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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hope is all we have

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So real, like YIPPEEE!!! what's worst is thay I say it Iike that one meme. YYIIIPPEEEE!!!

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

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when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

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*trembling on the ground after getting hit by dodgeballs that are just another franchise's multiple ships and pairings that are just perfect and have more content than this ship will ever get*

I... promise... I will return... with the BiHanzo...

I need time... there's still a lot I have to give for this ship. I'm just on vacay to appreciate other ships ❗

Also just thought about Cyber Scorpion and Cyber Sub-Zero (Bi-Han) designs, would that be interesting or nah.

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

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I'm literally him. I would probably be flexing the muscles and going full on Elsa mode with the powers. Also proposing to Hanzo (he'd end me-)

idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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waiter!! oh waiter!! more art of an angsty character with their face covered entirely in shadow except for one eye please!!

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if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person