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If I was Bella Swan I would NEVER poop at the Cullens’ house, they would hear it all due to their supernatural hearing…

“Watch out for that fart, Bella!!” -Alice, probably

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If I was Bella Swan I would NEVER poop at the Cullens’ house, they would hear it all due to their supernatural hearing…

“Watch out for that fart, Bella!!” -Alice, probably

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Hi I'm one of the Americans that transferred to Rednote as word of Tiktok shutdown got around. I just wanted to drop by and show everyone a comparison that is WILD to me.

These are all in Yuan, the local currency. A buck, two bucks, six bucks... that seems really nice.

And then you pop it in U.S dollars.

14 cents. 14 cents for food.

So seeing the difference there, I got curious and made a post asking the netizens how much they typically pay for things, and I asked for how much my meds would cost. These answers are eye opening.

Eleven Yuan.

A dollar and two quarters.

Without insurance, my meds are 400 bucks in U.S currency.

There's no excuses for this. No excuse for why anyone should have to live like this.

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BAM!!! 🩸

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Missing my man ☹️

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I can fix him.

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if only there was an app i could use to be notified of developments such as these

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Zelda and Link as "The Shadow" (1909), Edmund Blair Leighton

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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AU idea: Ford heeds Fiddleford’s warnings and immediately shuts down the portal. As a result he never needs to contact Stan for help, and Stan dies a few weeks after he would have received Ford’s postcard. Ford’s phone number is found on the corpse, and he’s called in to ID the body. Overcome with grief, Ford brings Stan’s body back to Gravity Falls and and attempts to bring him back to life, mad scientist style, with Fiddleford’s help. 

i might delete this later but i had to get this AU drawn out before it tore my brain apart.

also Fidds has a ponytail because of reasons.

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Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

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The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore

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Hmm I wonder if I…

Let me just um…

Yeah. Thought so.

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We need more fictional men who sew recreationally and have terrifying cats and tear up at the sight of silver needles

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form