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world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I miss her so bad if you couldn’t tell

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nosferatu is so funny. german guy in 1922 wanted to make an adaptation of dracula. couldn't get the rights so he just changed all the character names and killed off the mina at the end in hopes nobody would notice. they noticed and bram stoker's widow sued them and demanded all copies of the film be destroyed. but just like count orlok himself, the movie refused to die and then he showed up in spongebob

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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You claim to be 'Gaelic' yet you don't have fetal alcohol syndrome. Interesting.

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

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"Bloodthirsty" filet crochet piece ♡