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never has something on tumblr captured my essence. This is raw Phil-essence right here. You think im at home doing something?? Fuck no Im staring vergil longingly trying to be as cool
Not. Any. Word. ._. [by me]
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“My name is George, I’m unemployed, and I’m malfested by Soul Edge.”
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Happy Memorial Day from Tommy Wiseau see story
#MemorialDay #memorialdayweekend #tommywiseau #theroom #bestfriends #bestfriendsmovie
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DGD Fo’ Lyfe Muthafuckas
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Of course if Dance Gavin Dance releases a new song I’m gonna be hella obsessed with it but there’s something about this song that really speaks to me. Or it could be the way that the music video explains the current trend in capitalist growth in which to maximize profits a capitalist needs to undercut labor ergo robotics/automation are key to making more money.They synthesize that complicated idea in about 3 seconds! Of course it helps that Jon Mess being a robot is a reference to their Robot with Human Hair songs. There’s a lot going on in this video and I fucking love it. I hope I get an opportunity to see them perform this song live someday. I love this band....so so so much
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Dat chucky vs a tortoise life
Between my most recent episode of harsh depression and the intense back pain I'm now dealing with, I'm convinced February just isn't my month.
Oh well. Hey at least the Olympics were amazing and I beat resident evil 7 so I guess it's been a mixed bag????
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Swimmin’ With The Sharks, but We’re Still Not Dead Yet
you know the feeling when you’re aware of how fucked your job is because it adheres to this growth obsessed economic structure we call corporate capitalism? Add to that the feeling that your job knows that you know and they are now gunning for you. I never thought there would be a situation where me getting an education would be used as fodder for a “you need to decide if you wanna sell shitty ass shoes” speech from a duplicitous manager who actually means “I’m downsizing and you’re too fucking old and smart for this”. Yep being a target in a store that hands out ONE 4 hour shift a week is an incredibly frustrating feeling. I should make some sigils lol. Fuckin’ WHY NOT?!
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so i finished watching ozark on netflix and all i can say about is that it’s basically resident evil 7 - money laundering edition
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ff7 characters trying to deal with the plot of ff7
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From the South Korean commercial for Mario Party: Star Rush.
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25 things I learned in 25 years
1) friendship isn't always about how often you see your friends but the memories you make with them 2) Mexico knows their way around making great beer. 3) Racism is one of the stupidest things that are still around 4) Never bet against Nintendo. They will always surprise you 5) sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Especially trips 6) Capitalism needs to straight up stop or change drastically 7) Rich people have no reason to complain about anything ever 8) the most important lessons come from the most painful experiences. Stay strong and keep moving forward 9) Sylvester Stallone is so much smarter than you think 10) always take the time to tell the people you're close to that you love them. How else will they know 11) Don't hold it against your friends if they have things going on in their lives. Remember if they really care they will always come through for you 12) Amiibo is a hell of a drug 13) while we always look to the future don't ever neglect the present. 14) Driving is so liberating 15) Get drunk. Why the fuck not? Unless you have work the next day. Don't do it then. Just don't. 16) Get super drunk so you know what it feels like and never do it again........ Till you turn 26 lol 17) if you ever have the chance to take an MA level class. Do it. You won't know if you can handle it if you don't. 18) Don't be afraid to network. If you really want a career you gotta do it. Admittedly I do it poorly 19) Even if you don't win the lottery you can still be hella lucky if you have a great circle of friends 20) Marijuana may as well be legal by now. Why the fuck not? 21) the best relationship is one that starts off an incredible friendship. 22) Masturbation is fun until it's not. It just isn't the same. 23) always root for the underdog. 24) Green Arrow is the best superhero. Fight me if you disagree. 25) never underestimate the importance of communication. It's the only way people know how you feel.
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I consider this applicable to me as well. Thanks Sega!!!
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Happy Birthday, Sonic, from all of us at SEGA!
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so E3 started and I missed xbox’s presentation because I had to work. For some weird reason I can’t fathom the people on my facebook feed are all hyped from it and I don’t understand why. How is a $500 console that caters to wealthy people something to be excited for??
In other news Breakfast of Champions is some real shit.
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