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still really haunted by the time i was kind of getting to know a person and they were like hey what if we played some minecraft as an icebreaker activity. and im like oh sure i've done this with people before. i love minecraft. and like an hour or less in i have a person i barely know asking me if I want to join their polycule. through minecraft chat. like bro there's no time for this we need to make a house before nightfall

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

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many are asking this

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“nobody wants to work anymore” and then you get autorejected by the AI reading your resume before it ever reaches a human because it doesn’t contain the right buzzword. “nobody wants to work anymore” and you have to submit a cover letter but you get instantly rejected anyway for answering a question the wrong way. no they won’t tell you what the right way is. “nobody wants to work anymore” but companies are posting fake job postings to look like they’re growing to impress investors. “nobody wants to work anymore” but you get ghosted only to be rejected six months later by an automated email. “nobody wants to work anymore” I hope you are ejected into the void of space

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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

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i’m so over 2013 and it hasn’t even started yet

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sex position called hold me while i cry

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no but you know what would be nice? experiencing the kind of happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a lesson that I have to mourn over for at least 3 months

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“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

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“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket

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i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

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This is so fucking funny

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how can i accept womanhood when i never got over girlhood

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Chloe Atkins’ portraits of lesbians at San Francisco’s Club Q featured in her published collection Girls Night Out (1998)

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I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all