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Christ, this keeps getting better.

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Lol and also lmao

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YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Die penniless with every dollar going to the people you hurt, you fuckin pig!

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Full Newsletter from Global Tetrahedron Here

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The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

Good news is rare and precious these days

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THE ONION OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

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We do truly live in a society.

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Satirical news site, the Onion, has apparently purchased InfoWars and plans to turn it into a parody site dedicated to making fun of people like Alex Jones.

Source.

Only concern there is that I don’t think any previous viewer of infowars would be able to understand satire anyway.

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This is real. :)

Some good news for the day. Thank you Onion! 🤣

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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

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you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

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need to get a “clean/dirty” type slider mechanism installed on my head except it’s the suicidal intent scale instead so people know when they should be concerned by my jokes