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The young and happy rooster. 1934. Endpaper.

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

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i think we're all pretty good at reblogging images

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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

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Commenters praise the girls frugality

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mp3 audio file posters are fighting battles you dont even know about to save you from spotify links

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Insane when you're bursting with every emotion known to the human brain and yet you still gotta go to work cause it's a random ass tuesday

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Kim Jongsook ‘김종숙’ (b. 1968, South Korea) - from Artificial Landscape series, Mixed Media on Canvas, made with Swarovski’s Cut Crystals (2012)

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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Dude it must be so fucked up to be a smart breed of dog and meet other dogs and theyre all legit stupid animals without souls and your're aware of this but youre also both dogs and youre both stupid animals without souls

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ok sure fine

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country