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The best part of the day is before the crackheads wake up https://www.instagram.com/p/CEbem3Ugke5/?igshid=kwpdppb8seep

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Fun fact, Abraham Lincoln defeated 300 men in hand to hand combat and then destroyed the confederacy before getting ganked by a fruity actor with a derringer https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHH88eglru/?igshid=1re75gbmanebm

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TÜRTLE https://www.instagram.com/p/CECvgryANYF/?igshid=mhooeb1s6ujl

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I never did like participation trophies https://www.instagram.com/p/CEB1FVZAVyj/?igshid=va9lraak66rj

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Grass https://www.instagram.com/p/CEBulrsg7Hj/?igshid=1gxsufex5yg5p

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I knew it https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-75g_A4LK/?igshid=1iby468rpjq

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#fucktheconfederacy https://www.instagram.com/p/CD8Fa6SAeoE/?igshid=ywjp13xxjugs

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#fucktheconfederacy https://www.instagram.com/p/CD5gMv8gJa8/?igshid=wdbdlttm2g7y

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Ok I fucking love this

You know conches? Yea give me cursed fact of them, pleasy?

they might not look like it at first glance, but conchs (pronounced "konks") are actually giant sea snails!

unlike other snails though, conchs have EXCELLENT vision and can clearly pick out the details on your wetsuit when you dive down to grab one. (though maybe don't do that, they're delicious but there's not a whole lot of them left)

this sounds cool in the abstract, but in reality it means that they're riding the line between cute and creepy and they're riding it hard.

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Now selling thumb pics for love and affection

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That's 1945 Nazi Germany. I prefer the early 2000s when we were all too retarded and poor to cook anyways #wendyseverynight

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Does anyone even fucking use myspace anymore

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Where all my big tiddy goth gfs at