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Stardew Valley cracks me up bc like. at no point does the game even attempt to explain a game mechanic to you. guess, google or die

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Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

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“Not that one~ not tha- huh?” Another emote to the pack~

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It's 2019 and ppl still believe the Beatles existed......lmao that's....rly embarrassing

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horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

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 literally i have to go to the store soon for some items

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i SAID i wanna dance with somebody, i wanna feel the heat with somebody

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Love is literally the softest, gentle and warming experience. Stop letting people tell you that love is supposed to hurt.

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the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

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baby yoda comes on screen:

me: now that’s a boy i can get into

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i love it whenever a cat walks up to another cat and slaps it right in the face for no reason at all completely unprovoked

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whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody