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the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

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@Harry_Styles: Hiiii, I slept all day. Ate cereal at 5pm.

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I think this is an accurate depiction of how girls feel about men having periods.

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when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl

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Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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M A L U M. 

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when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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Harry + Biting the Side of his Finger

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why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius

ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on

ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same

ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes

ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul

ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR

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I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses. I just have v o i c e s in my head

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I LOVE HARRY STYLES SO MUCH IT BURNS MY SOUL

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when i die and go to heaven, i hope i’m greeted by 17 year old harry in his ramones shirt.