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i get giddy at the thought of befriending my favorite characters
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davepetasprite^2: B33 < youve heard of be gay do crime
davepetasprite^2: B33 < now get ready fur be trans throw hands!
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Horror movie where the monstrous clowns are defeated via the wacky hijinks of a real clown
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This was the season finale with the highest audience rates of rumble in da pumpkin patch
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I had to get this out of my system real quick. she has untold powers
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Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?
Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn
Him: Did you see the titanic sink?
Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean
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You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.
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Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off
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ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME
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What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
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