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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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this is so cute and also so fucking funny

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A normal Wachowski brothers afternoon

og under cut

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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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Pangur walked over to touch noses with Belphie, and I thought amazing, yes, there is peace in this world again, until she slowly dropped her lower jaw and morphed her face into one of demonic rage and poor Belphie scrambled and fled like his soul was being eaten

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this was a historical moment in television

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Dacula caught in 4K

And orange?!! Might even be more daculer then me...

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Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

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Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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Dude that is too much slop for him